DrFishfinder Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Two boxes? Two? Freaking TWO? Trojan Horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 "A purported prophylactic pilferer lead police on a roughly 60-yard foot pursuit Wednesday during a 12:20 a.m condom caper at a Walmart Supercenter in St. Lucie West, reports TCPalm.com." Who wrote this, Irv Weinstein? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFishfinder Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 "A purported prophylactic pilferer lead police on a roughly 60-yard foot pursuit Wednesday during a 12:20 a.m condom caper at a Walmart Supercenter in St. Lucie West, reports TCPalm.com." Who wrote this, Irv Weinstein? 60 yards Dean. Sixty. May I introduce Buffalo's new running back...... Krystal "Trojan War Machine" Deveaux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ofiba Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 60 yards Dean. Sixty. May I introduce Buffalo's new running back...... Krystal "Trojan War Machine" Deveaux. From the article ...Due to the female's large stature, fast speed, and active resistance to my numerous attempts to stop her... It does sort of read like a pre-draft scouting report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFishfinder Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 From the article It does sort of read like a pre-draft scouting report. I'm tellin' ya.... She'd kill 'em in Lingerie Football.....except for the uh, you know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I love this comment: Judging by the mugshot, 60 yards/60 twinkies looks to be about her limit. The cop's lucky that she didn't spontaneously combust from the Taze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Tigre Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I'm tellin' ya.... She'd kill 'em in Lingerie Football.....except for the uh, you know..... I think the Bills should sign her. We need some depth at OT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 60 yards Dean. Sixty. May I introduce Buffalo's new running back...... Krystal "Trojan War Machine" Deveaux. I don't know, I think receiver might be an option. Just tape some Trojans to the football and toss it her way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udonkey Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I'd donate 2 boxes of condoms to her to ensure that she doesn't reproduce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I'd donate 2 boxes of condoms to her to ensure that she doesn't reproduce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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