\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 http://www.syracuse.com/news/poststandard/...99707296271.xml
Just Jack Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 It wasn't me, I'm not that desperate. Hey, where's Mike In Syracuse?
Beerball Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 All kidding aside, and trust me, it's hard for me to do...what chance to those three kids have? Three year old wandering alone, cops find two other young ones covered in bug bites? OK, can't do it. "911 operator what is your emergency?" "it's my husband" "what happened to your husband?" "it's my mother's dog" "your husband and your mother's dog?" "yes" "what's the emergency, did the dog bite your husband?" "no I think he used peanut butter" "peanut butter?" "yes, peanut butter" "what did he do with the peanut butter?" "he licked it" "your husband licked the peanut butter?" "no, the dog licked the peanut butter" "the dog licked the peanut butter?" "yes, that was the foreplay" ... and so forth...
Dante Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 Reminds me of that scene in "American Wedding" when Stiffler gets it on with those pooches. That scene had me crying. Funny stuff. Never though it would happen in real life though. Man id like to see a pic of this guy.
DPR4444 Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 why did the reporter have to identify the dog by name in that article? whatever happened to protecting the victim? damn media
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