Rubes Posted November 30, 2004 Posted November 30, 2004 Kind of like "why don't you f-cking blow me" for "oh, thanks, I get it now"? 140123[/snapback] now that made me laugh out loud. I also can't stand when people type "u" for "you". Like you're really saving energy by leaving out two letters? And they're all near each other on the keyboard.
CajunBillsBacker Posted November 30, 2004 Posted November 30, 2004 I am educated, but I type just like I would speak with my southern drawl accent. I have never cared if my grammar wasn't up to anyone's standards on a message forum. I'm not trying to write a book.
Assquatch Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 The worst is when someone tries to correct someone else, and they spell grammar as "grammer" in the subject line. Well, ok it's not the WORST... Its not quite as bad as crabs in your mustache but I just thought I'd point that out.
Tom Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 The worst is when someone tries to correct someone else, and they spell grammar as "grammer" in the subject line. Well, ok it's not the WORST... Just thought I'd point that out. Especially when someone named 'Assquatch' points it out!
Nanker Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 The worst is when someone tries to correct someone else, and they spell grammar as "grammer" in the subject line. Well, ok it's not the WORST... Just thought I'd point that out. 140277[/snapback] Ya beet me two it. Aussiew: than for then drives me to distraction - not to mention to for too.
Dan Gross Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 We need not discuss the case of a pronoun in a subordinate clause, nor the agreement of said pronoun with it's antecedent. The agreement of a verb with it's subject died years ago... 140175[/snapback] Didn't you hear? President Bush cancelled noun-verb agreement. It's a joke, kids. This guy picks on the left and right... Oh, and stevestojan, that was a funny response... Reminds me of a Freudian slip I had a while back. My wife and I were eating dinner and I meant to say "Please pass the salt," but what I really said was "You stupid b*tch. You ruined my life." Isn't psychology funny? Kidding, kidding... I love my wife....and she doesn't read the board so I'm not "just saying that!"
BRH Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 My pet peeve is when trolls come on the board and say "Your gonna loose" and things of that nature.
Dan Gross Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 My pet peeve is when trolls come on the board and say "Your gonna loose" and things of that nature. 140421[/snapback] Yeah, how is it their business how I wear my gonna?
BRH Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 Yeah, how is it their business how I wear my gonna? 140424[/snapback]
mead107 Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 hi my name is rande and i am a moron. can't spell worth stevestojan and in my next life i am going to be your english teacher .till then i will send everything to the english queen for prof reading.
IDBillzFan Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 So sue me. 140090[/snapback] No pun intended.
Guest Guest Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 My pet peeve is when trolls come on the board and say "Your gonna loose" and things of that nature. 140421[/snapback] Your gonna loose...*insert team name here* isthe best!!!11!1!1!!1 LOLOLOL
stuckincincy Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 Funny thing, your post brings up another issue about grammar: the whole its/it's thing. It's: short for it is, it has, it was, etc. Its: the gender-neutral version of his and hers. 140237[/snapback] Right you are!
Beerball Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 Ya beet me two it. Aussiew: than for then drives me to distraction - not to mention to for too. 140343[/snapback] I always thought it was too for tee?
gantrules Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 Reminds me of a Freudian slip I had a while back. My wife and I were eating dinner and I meant to say "Please pass the salt," but what I really said was "You stupid b*tch. You ruined my life." Isn't psychology funny? ----------------------- I saw this in a stand up act......but I can't remember who it was....maybe George Carlin
Dan Gross Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 (edited) Reminds me of a Freudian slip I had a while back. My wife and I were eating dinner and I meant to say "Please pass the salt," but what I really said was "You stupid b*tch. You ruined my life." Isn't psychology funny?----------------------- I saw this in a stand up act......but I can't remember who it was....maybe George Carlin 140822[/snapback] I heard it ages ago and it stuck. I just copied and pasted (and slightly adapted) from the first hit I got on it from a GG Tool search. Edit: Doing a more exhaustive search (first inserting Carlin, then thinking it could have been Kinison), I came up with a father/son version related by Jonathan Katz. Edited December 1, 2004 by Dan Gross
billsfanone Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 The worst is when someone tries to correct someone else, and they spell grammar as "grammer" in the subject line. Well, ok it's not the WORST... Its not quite as bad as crabs in your mustache but I just thought I'd point that out. 140277[/snapback] Nice catch!
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