erynthered Posted May 10, 2010 Author Posted May 10, 2010 A miserable 15 years Jonesing for a smoke. Great. You died to me 5 years ago. You're scaring me. I see dead people?
Jim in Anchorage Posted May 10, 2010 Posted May 10, 2010 You died to me 5 years ago. You're scaring me. I see dead people? Having dead status has some important advantage's. When I receive a bill I simply stamp "deceased" on the envelope and return to sender. I also collected on my life insurance. 2 more years and and I am legally dead
cantankerous Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 I guess i'm the only one that made it halfway through and said, "!@#$ this ****" haha so impatient.
Chef Jim Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 I guess i'm the only one that made it halfway through and said, "!@#$ this ****" haha so impatient. Impatience will kill you you know.
EC-Bills Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 89. I knew I had too many years of misery ahead of me
Steely Dan Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 82 but if they had asked about all of my health problems I think it would be lower.
John Adams Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 98. Better change my retirement calculator. Man I am looking forward to the 2 decades from 78-98.
BB27 Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 I did it for real the first time, and it says I'll make it to 92. I picked everything bad the second time, and I'll only make it to 27! Guess I'm already dead!
Beerball Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 They had good news and bad news for me The bad news is that I'm already dead The good news is that aside from decapitation by chain saw, silver bullets, and wooden stakes thru the heart, I'm pretty much indestructable and have developed a sweet tooth for Brains There is no such thing as a 'sweet tooth for brains'. You could say that you've developed a brain tooth. You'd be wrong, but you could say it.
Astrojanitor Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 74....gah, still too long. I should start smoking again
Delete This Account Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 A miserable 15 years Jonesing for a smoke. Great. 73 for me. jw
BuffaloBill Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 98. Better change my retirement calculator. Man I am looking forward to the 2 decades from 78-98. From 88 to 98 you'll be in a fog where you believe you are back at the old job every day so you'll live off of those virtual paychecks. No need to adjust the retirment savings ... problem solved.
John Adams Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 From 88 to 98 you'll be in a fog where you believe you are back at the old job every day so you'll live off of those virtual paychecks. No need to adjust the retirment savings ... problem solved. If I am back at work in my mind at 88, I can gauran-!@#$ing-tee that I won't make it to 89, let alone 98. I would like to point out that so far, I win. When I turn 98, I plan on logging on here and posting a final "I was right and you were wrong" post that dead DC Tom can't refute and Darin can't make fun of.
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 13, 2010 Posted May 13, 2010 Holy crap. 96. I think it's because my cholesterol and BP are very normal and actually on the low side. I got 91! WTF! I thought I be would be way lower! And I have been on BP medicine for 20 years now... I am 42 now! I used to have high BP even during high-school when I was a skinny as a rail (6'3", 145 lbs.)... It has been corrected ever since with very little titration of my medicine through the years. Also, I have only switched when my insurance wouldn't cover as much and one other time when I was gettind a dry cough from Zestril.
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 13, 2010 Posted May 13, 2010 74....gah, still too long. I should start smoking again WOW! WTF are doing wrong... My grandfather was born in 1910 and did everything wrong and he lived in his 70's!
Chef Jim Posted May 13, 2010 Posted May 13, 2010 Holy crap. 96. I think it's because my cholesterol and BP are very normal and actually on the low side. You know it just dawned on me that even at 96 I'll still never see a Bills Super Bowl win.
/dev/null Posted May 13, 2010 Posted May 13, 2010 You know it just dawned on me that even at 96 I'll still never see a Bills Super Bowl win. But on the bright side, once the Alzheimers kicks in you'll be reminiscing about those 4 straight Super Bowl wins in the early 90s
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