tennesseeboy Posted May 10, 2010 Posted May 10, 2010 My doctor of 20 years just retired, and sold his practice to a new young GP. After two visits to my new doctor, and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned sixty-something.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?" "Oh no," I replied. "I've been told I can't have any more tobacco or alcohol!" Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "Nope... my former doctor said that all red meat is off my diet!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't. I try to minimize UV exposure." I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?" “No." I said... He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a ****?" =
dib Posted May 10, 2010 Posted May 10, 2010 I went to my doctor and told him "It hurts when I do- this" He told me "Dont do that."
tennesseeboy Posted May 10, 2010 Author Posted May 10, 2010 I went to my doc and he said "Did you have this before?" I told him yes He said "Well, you've got it again."
BuffaloBill Posted May 10, 2010 Posted May 10, 2010 I went to my doc and he said "Did you have this before?" I told him yes He said "Well, you've got it again." VD?
tennesseeboy Posted May 11, 2010 Author Posted May 11, 2010 VD? Old fashioned vd you got then got again. I think the new stuff is forever. Better gargle next time, Buff....
BuffaloBill Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 Old fashioned vd you got then got again. I think the new stuff is forever. Better gargle next time, Buff....
CountDorkula Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 When i was 20 i had a nasty allergic reaction to something, eyes basically swollen shut puffy face.... My nurse came in and told me to quit Bi ing be a man and suck it up. Of coures the nurse was a buddy of mine who was trying to make his way through med school! Still made me laugh histarically when he said it!
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