The Big Cat Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Just finishing up a bachelor weekend in Atlantic City. For all you fogies, yes, the traditional night-before-the-wedding bachelor party has died. Nowadays the bachelor weekend takes place at a destination a month or two before the actual wedding. I'm not saying it's better or worse, but that's just the way it is. Our buddy, the groom-to-be, just finished up dental school. He's had several offers, but after last night, his career has started sooner than expected. For the sake of this story, we'll hereby refer to him as Lloyd Christmas. At one of Atlantic City's finer gentleman's establishments we pooled our money and got Lloyd up on "The Hotseat." Everything was going great. Strippers were thoroughly humiliating him, ass-bombing his crotch with all their might, beating him with belts, you know, typical stuff. Eventually they had him laying face down on the stage, and one of the gals had the brilliant idea to ass-bomb the back of his head. Well, most of us have seen American History X, and for those that haven't, let's just say Lloyd the dental expert was soon without portions of his two front teeth. We got the club's insurance information, they refused to give us any of our money back, but the balding Greek guy running the place was nervous as Hell when the cops arrived. Bachelor weekends, by their very nature, are inherently epic. But thanks to an ill-conceived maneuver by a stripper named Blaze, this is one we're sure to remember, always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 That will be one to remember for the ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Awesome. I was playing basketball and caught an elbow and lost part of my 2 front teeth. I much rather would have lost them due to an ass bomb. great story and you got me fired up for a bachelor's party I'm going to in a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Great story, I got my own bachelor party coming up at the end of the month. Going to Montreal for 4 days of festivities and debauchery before I get hitched in August. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Great story, I got my own bachelor party coming up at the end of the month. Going to Montreal for 4 days of festivities and debauchery before I get hitched in August. Montreal is amazing. No cameras though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted May 9, 2010 Author Share Posted May 9, 2010 Great story, I got my own bachelor party coming up at the end of the month. Going to Montreal for 4 days of festivities and debauchery before I get hitched in August. Hey, congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Just finishing up a bachelor weekend in Atlantic City. For all you fogies, So you stupid young child...you think you invented partying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 So you stupid young child...you think you invented partying? Lassie wishes it weren't so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Lassie wishes it weren't so true. There's nothing wrong with that. The dog gave consent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 There's nothing wrong with that. The dog gave consent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 There's nothing wrong with that. The dog gave consent. It's not consent when her Ken-l ration was laced with a date rape drug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 You'd have to do the search yourself. I'm not resurrecting that thread. It's not consent when her Ken-l ration was laced with a date rape drug. The dog was asking for it. That's what the man said and I believe him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 The dog was asking for it. That's what the man said and I believe him. Now you sound like a Kobe/Ben fan. It's not like Lassie was doggie-*ss-bombing the back of his head. If she was, she'd have worn one of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Now you sound like a Kobe/Ben fan. It's not like Lassie was doggie-*ss-bombing the back of his head. If she was, she'd have worn one of these. they are called mans best friend for a reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 So you stupid young child...you think you invented partying? Not at all. I was preempting the "whatever happened to just taking the groom out the night before the wedding" hijack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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