Just Jack Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 I can't wait to hear how this comes out. It will be the most watched Cinemax videos by guys looking for a guy in history.
Fezmid Posted May 1, 2010 Posted May 1, 2010 It will be the most watched Cinemax videos by guys looking for a guy in history. Â
KD in CA Posted May 1, 2010 Posted May 1, 2010 Grab a hot chicks knockers for a $500 a day, or sit in your boxers and post here for $0. Tough choice. +1 Â Life is about new experiences; go for it.
Marv's Neighbor Posted May 1, 2010 Posted May 1, 2010 Does this involve sending any Cashier's Checks to Nigeria?
ieatcrayonz Posted May 1, 2010 Posted May 1, 2010 So I was having Lunch in Toronto yesterday and a women comes up to me and tells me she is a casting agentNegatives: Â * Well its soft core porn....... Â *..... Any Thoughts? oh yeh in case anyone is wondering I just turned 25, recently moved to Toronto and I am single. Um....if you do the math you may discover that you left a major negative off your list....you were asked to audition for a Canadian porno? Canada? Can you imagine the chick you'll be doing the scene with? Â Â Picture Celine Dion........ Â Â Give it a minute. Â Now consider that Celine Dion is the ultimate sex symbol in Canada. Â Now consider you'll be doing a scene with a woman who wants to be a sex symbol in Canada. Â So you'll be doing a scene with a woman who ASPIRES to one day be considered as good looking as Celine Dion. It is her goal in life. Â There is a reason they call it soft core. Â Take a pass dude.
BillsFanNC Posted May 1, 2010 Posted May 1, 2010 I always thought that Duke Lacrosse would make a great porno name.
ajzepp Posted May 1, 2010 Posted May 1, 2010 For some reason, this thread reminds me of the last scene in Dumb and Dumber where the tropicana girls stop and say they're looking for a couple of "oil boys" and ask Harry and Lloyd if they know anyone who might want to do it.
McBeane Posted May 1, 2010 Posted May 1, 2010 Um....if you do the math you may discover that you left a major negative off your list....you were asked to audition for a Canadian porno? Canada? Can you imagine the chick you'll be doing the scene with? Â Â Picture Celine Dion........ Â Â Give it a minute. Â Now consider that Celine Dion is the ultimate sex symbol in Canada. Â Now consider you'll be doing a scene with a woman who wants to be a sex symbol in Canada. Â So you'll be doing a scene with a woman who ASPIRES to one day be considered as good looking as Celine Dion. It is her goal in life. Â There is a reason they call it soft core. Â Take a pass dude. Â Just what I needed to read today, Crayonz interpretation of a soft-core porn dilemma. Thanks for keeping me laughing Crayonz
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted May 1, 2010 Posted May 1, 2010 Go hard core or don't go at all. Â Now there's a classic Chef response. Well played!
CarolinaBill Posted May 2, 2010 Posted May 2, 2010 Um....if you do the math you may discover that you left a major negative off your list....you were asked to audition for a Canadian porno? Canada? Can you imagine the chick you'll be doing the scene with? Â Â Picture Celine Dion........ Â Â Give it a minute. Â Now consider that Celine Dion is the ultimate sex symbol in Canada. Â Now consider you'll be doing a scene with a woman who wants to be a sex symbol in Canada. Â So you'll be doing a scene with a woman who ASPIRES to one day be considered as good looking as Celine Dion. It is her goal in life. Â There is a reason they call it soft core. Â Take a pass dude. Pam anderson is originally from Canada
ieatcrayonz Posted May 2, 2010 Posted May 2, 2010 Pam anderson is originally from Canada Her looks are from surgery but the brains are about right.
Buftex Posted May 2, 2010 Posted May 2, 2010 I think I may have scored an "extra" role on "Friday Night Lights", today...keeping my fingers crossed...I will inevitably be identified in the closing credits as "fat miserable football fan"...a role I was born to play! Â Wish me luck!
Nanker Posted May 2, 2010 Posted May 2, 2010 Are you thinking of running for political office anytime in the future? Or, perhaps "advancing" your acting career? If so, it might not be a detriment.
C.Biscuit97 Posted May 2, 2010 Posted May 2, 2010 Soft core movies are hilarious. Because of my career field (education), I could never do it. But in the big scheme of things, a normal weekend (at least for me ) is probably worse than anything you would do in a soft core movie.
NobesBLO13 Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 The fact that I'm feeling extremely jealous of you and your opportunity tells me that you should go for it.
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Do it! I mean if there is a hole to fill it would be great to crack your way into show biz!
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