Just Jack Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I can't wait to hear how this comes out. It will be the most watched Cinemax videos by guys looking for a guy in history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 It will be the most watched Cinemax videos by guys looking for a guy in history. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Good luck....we're all pullin' for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Good luck....we're all pullin' for ya. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Grab a hot chicks knockers for a $500 a day, or sit in your boxers and post here for $0. Tough choice. +1 Â Life is about new experiences; go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Does this involve sending any Cashier's Checks to Nigeria? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 So I was having Lunch in Toronto yesterday and a women comes up to me and tells me she is a casting agentNegatives: Â * Well its soft core porn....... Â *..... Any Thoughts? oh yeh in case anyone is wondering I just turned 25, recently moved to Toronto and I am single. Um....if you do the math you may discover that you left a major negative off your list....you were asked to audition for a Canadian porno? Canada? Can you imagine the chick you'll be doing the scene with? Â Â Picture Celine Dion........ Â Â Give it a minute. Â Now consider that Celine Dion is the ultimate sex symbol in Canada. Â Now consider you'll be doing a scene with a woman who wants to be a sex symbol in Canada. Â So you'll be doing a scene with a woman who ASPIRES to one day be considered as good looking as Celine Dion. It is her goal in life. Â There is a reason they call it soft core. Â Take a pass dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 I always thought that Duke Lacrosse would make a great porno name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Is this a rhetorical question? Of course you should! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 You've got to be kidding me. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 For some reason, this thread reminds me of the last scene in Dumb and Dumber where the tropicana girls stop and say they're looking for a couple of "oil boys" and ask Harry and Lloyd if they know anyone who might want to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBeane Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Um....if you do the math you may discover that you left a major negative off your list....you were asked to audition for a Canadian porno? Canada? Can you imagine the chick you'll be doing the scene with? Â Â Picture Celine Dion........ Â Â Give it a minute. Â Now consider that Celine Dion is the ultimate sex symbol in Canada. Â Now consider you'll be doing a scene with a woman who wants to be a sex symbol in Canada. Â So you'll be doing a scene with a woman who ASPIRES to one day be considered as good looking as Celine Dion. It is her goal in life. Â There is a reason they call it soft core. Â Take a pass dude. Â Just what I needed to read today, Crayonz interpretation of a soft-core porn dilemma. Thanks for keeping me laughing Crayonz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Go hard core or don't go at all. Â Now there's a classic Chef response. Well played! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolinaBill Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Um....if you do the math you may discover that you left a major negative off your list....you were asked to audition for a Canadian porno? Canada? Can you imagine the chick you'll be doing the scene with? Â Â Picture Celine Dion........ Â Â Give it a minute. Â Now consider that Celine Dion is the ultimate sex symbol in Canada. Â Now consider you'll be doing a scene with a woman who wants to be a sex symbol in Canada. Â So you'll be doing a scene with a woman who ASPIRES to one day be considered as good looking as Celine Dion. It is her goal in life. Â There is a reason they call it soft core. Â Take a pass dude. Pam anderson is originally from Canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Pam anderson is originally from Canada Her looks are from surgery but the brains are about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 I think I may have scored an "extra" role on "Friday Night Lights", today...keeping my fingers crossed...I will inevitably be identified in the closing credits as "fat miserable football fan"...a role I was born to play! Â Wish me luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Are you thinking of running for political office anytime in the future? Or, perhaps "advancing" your acting career? If so, it might not be a detriment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Soft core movies are hilarious. Because of my career field (education), I could never do it. But in the big scheme of things, a normal weekend (at least for me ) is probably worse than anything you would do in a soft core movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobesBLO13 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 The fact that I'm feeling extremely jealous of you and your opportunity tells me that you should go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Do it! I mean if there is a hole to fill it would be great to crack your way into show biz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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