Beerball Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Virginity restoration, get your virginity restoration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Virginity restoration, get your virginity restoration! It's sad that a culture kills women for losing their virginity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 It's sad that a culture kills women for losing their virginity. ...I keed, I keed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 This dumb **** makes me angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 This dumb **** makes me angry. +100 to think that young women are actually killed by family members over this is horrifying. The treatment of women by some of these religious zealots is absolutely tragic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 3 cheers for the religion of peace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 The hymen can break from non-sexual activities...can't these women just tell their husbands they broke it horse-riding or something, without retribution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Does it do anything to prevent Earthquakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 When I read the part about the fake Chinese hymens, “made of elastic and filled with fake blood,” I couldn’t help imagining the people who work in that factory in China that makes these things. It’s such a powerful image of absurdity, my mind almost imploded thinking about it. The Dark Ages are not entirely a thing of the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 When I read the part about the fake Chinese hymens, “made of elastic and filled with fake blood,” I couldn’t help imagining the people who work in that factory in China that makes these things. It’s such a powerful image of absurdity, my mind almost imploded thinking about it. The Dark Ages are not entirely a thing of the past. But this is one of the reasons the Chinese unemployment rate is close to 4% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 What does this have to do with Jesus Mary OR Joseph? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 What does this have to do with Jesus Mary OR Joseph? I'm guessing it's like my friend's dad used to say, "JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! Look at the size of that bear!" Kind of a substitute for "HOLY ****!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 The hymen can break from non-sexual activities. is that what she told you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 I'm guessing it's like my friend's dad used to say, "JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! Look at the size of that bear!" Kind of a substitute for "HOLY ****!" Yup, there is that. Plus the virgin birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 When I read the part about the fake Chinese hymens, “made of elastic and filled with fake blood,” I couldn’t help imagining the people who work in that factory in China that makes these things. It’s such a powerful image of absurdity, my mind almost imploded thinking about it. The Dark Ages are not entirely a thing of the past. Imagine the dinner conversation with the wife: "Honey it was a bad day today. Plant manager was all over my ass because I was down on my hymen count today. Not to mention fewer islamic girls need the things because the earthquake count all around the world is up. Do we have enough money set aside in case I am laid off?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrojanitor Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 3 cheers for the religion of peace! right on, three cheers for Buddhism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 is that what she told you? She probably got gonorrhea from the tractor also. Sophie: Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor. Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor?? And you call *that* your tractor story?? Kramer: You can't get it from that. Sophie: But I did. My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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