Beerball Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 Virginity restoration, get your virginity restoration!
Steely Dan Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 Virginity restoration, get your virginity restoration! It's sad that a culture kills women for losing their virginity.
Hazed and Amuzed Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 It's sad that a culture kills women for losing their virginity. ...I keed, I keed!
BuffaloBill Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 This dumb **** makes me angry. +100 to think that young women are actually killed by family members over this is horrifying. The treatment of women by some of these religious zealots is absolutely tragic.
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 The hymen can break from non-sexual activities...can't these women just tell their husbands they broke it horse-riding or something, without retribution?
Marv's Neighbor Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 Does it do anything to prevent Earthquakes?
Cugalabanza Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 When I read the part about the fake Chinese hymens, “made of elastic and filled with fake blood,” I couldn’t help imagining the people who work in that factory in China that makes these things. It’s such a powerful image of absurdity, my mind almost imploded thinking about it. The Dark Ages are not entirely a thing of the past.
Chef Jim Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 When I read the part about the fake Chinese hymens, “made of elastic and filled with fake blood,” I couldn’t help imagining the people who work in that factory in China that makes these things. It’s such a powerful image of absurdity, my mind almost imploded thinking about it. The Dark Ages are not entirely a thing of the past. But this is one of the reasons the Chinese unemployment rate is close to 4%
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 What does this have to do with Jesus Mary OR Joseph?
LeviF Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 What does this have to do with Jesus Mary OR Joseph? I'm guessing it's like my friend's dad used to say, "JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! Look at the size of that bear!" Kind of a substitute for "HOLY ****!"
Beerball Posted April 28, 2010 Author Posted April 28, 2010 The hymen can break from non-sexual activities. is that what she told you?
Beerball Posted April 28, 2010 Author Posted April 28, 2010 I'm guessing it's like my friend's dad used to say, "JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! Look at the size of that bear!" Kind of a substitute for "HOLY ****!" Yup, there is that. Plus the virgin birth.
BuffaloBill Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 When I read the part about the fake Chinese hymens, “made of elastic and filled with fake blood,” I couldn’t help imagining the people who work in that factory in China that makes these things. It’s such a powerful image of absurdity, my mind almost imploded thinking about it. The Dark Ages are not entirely a thing of the past. Imagine the dinner conversation with the wife: "Honey it was a bad day today. Plant manager was all over my ass because I was down on my hymen count today. Not to mention fewer islamic girls need the things because the earthquake count all around the world is up. Do we have enough money set aside in case I am laid off?"
Astrojanitor Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 3 cheers for the religion of peace! right on, three cheers for Buddhism
Just Jack Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 is that what she told you? She probably got gonorrhea from the tractor also. Sophie: Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor. Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor?? And you call *that* your tractor story?? Kramer: You can't get it from that. Sophie: But I did. My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit.
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