stevestojan Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Go to Google. Type in just the word why. First suggestion from Google is something I've wondered about for far too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Go to Google. Type in just the word why. First suggestion from Google is something I've wondered about for far too long. I got "Why won't God heal amputees?" You have been wondering about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Not sure what we are meant to see but I got this . Cool as hell btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Not sure what we are meant to see but I got this . Cool as hell btw Not bad. I wouldn't even mind taking the small version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted April 26, 2010 Author Share Posted April 26, 2010 I'm referring to when you just type "why" into google (no quotes) but do not search. Just see what Google Suggests (google always lists suggestions as you type). But by typing in just why, the first question google recommends is "Why can't i own a Canadian?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I'm referring to when you just type "why" into google (no quotes) but do not search. Just see what Google Suggests (google always lists suggestions as you type). But by typing in just why, the first question google recommends is "Why can't i own a Canadian?" Alright I got it. #2 is"why is my poop green?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 i got the same thing. and, being a canadian, i can safely provide a few answers to this question. i don't know if it's a matter of being legally unable to "own a canadian," it's got more to do with the trouble you have to put up with in regards to the farting and the drinking, never mind the hooping and a hollering when stompin' tom comes on the music machine. oh, and i think you gotta pay duty at the border. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 i got the same thing. and, being a canadian, i can safely provide a few answers to this question. i don't know if it's a matter of being legally unable to "own a canadian," it's got more to do with the trouble you have to put up with in regards to the farting and the drinking, Mine or the Canadian's? never mind the hooping and a hollering when stompin' tom comes on the music machine.oh, and i think you gotta pay duty at the border. jw Pay?! You don't get some kind of credit for taking one in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I'm referring to when you just type "why" into google (no quotes) but do not search. Just see what Google Suggests (google always lists suggestions as you type). But by typing in just why, the first question google recommends is "Why can't i own a Canadian?" I get "why did I get married to" but the second choice is "why can't I own a Canadian" third is "why is my poop green" Looks like crayonz has been very very busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 My first one was "why is the sky blue?" My second one was "why did I take that second hit of acid?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 My first was "why did the chicken cross the road". I've had that Why Can't I Own a Canadian" article saved for a few years. I've given it to a few people who insist on taking things a little too literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 My first one was "why is the sky blue?"My second one was "why did I take that second hit of acid?" Are you sure you didn't type your own name in by mistake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyQuil Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 OMG so I decided to see what the answer to the "Why is my poop green" question and it took me to this site" The Scoop on Poop. Another gem of the site is The Facts on Farts. I can't stop laughing. Oh and if you ever need a laugh, just go to Yahoo Answers and click on the health section. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 OMG so I decided to see what the answer to the "Why is my poop green" question and it took me to this site" The Scoop on Poop. Another gem of the site is The Facts on Farts. I can't stop laughing. Oh and if you ever need a laugh, just go to Yahoo Answers and click on the health section. Trust me. That provided a good laugh in the morning. However, I am still pondering "Would I want to own a Canadian?" I tend to agree with JW, the downside seems far more problematic than the upside. The cost of keeping the beer stocked is prohibitive in and of itself. We all know how nasty a canuck can get if not given large quantities of suds on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 That provided a good laugh in the morning. However, I am still pondering "Would I want to own a Canadian?" I tend to agree with JW, the downside seems far more problematic than the upside. The cost of keeping the beer stocked is prohibitive in and of itself. We all know how nasty a canuck can get if not given large quantities of suds on a regular basis. And then there's the smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Pay?!You don't get some kind of credit for taking one in? well, there's the licensing fee, to be paid exclusively in loonies, and, of course, the expansive how-to reference guide, which extensively details such things as back bacon, rush lyrics and the 1,001 uses of eh, eh? jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 If you like things like this, check out: www.autocompleteme.com Basically a collection of the weirdest Google searches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 well, there's the licensing fee, to be paid exclusively in loonies, and, of course, the expansive how-to reference guide, which extensively details such things as back bacon, rush lyrics and the 1,001 uses of eh, eh? jw You forgot the reference guide also includes a mandatory course in curling tactics and how to lose your otherwise polite nature during hockey brawls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 You forgot the reference guide also includes a mandatory course in curling tactics and how to lose your otherwise polite nature during hockey brawls. i've been called many things, but never polite. and i've never curled. guess i've spent too much time on this side of the border. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 i've been called many things, but never polite. and i've never curled. guess i've spent too much time on this side of the border. jw Polite Canucks This thread is making me hungry for peameal bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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