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I don't have a suggestion for a nickname...but for games lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention.

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Here's a compilation so far:

 

Buffalo Rising

The Offensive Loin

Young Guns

Buffalo Bildos

The Happy Ending

Get Ready to "Run the Train"

The Hard Way

Hard Core

Buffalo Hardline

Dick

The 3-Hour Erection

The Erection Company

Wang Bang

The Porn O-Line

The Cockblockers

The Erectric Company

Eyes Shut Fingers Crossed

The Up and Comers

The Gaping Holes

The Unit

Dick Armey

Hard Drive

Hardline

Hardwood

The Bushwackers

Touchdown Virgins

Organ Grinders

The Hell Mutts

The Toolbox

The Blue Pills

The Gamecocks

Trojan Wall

Viagra Falls

Erectile Dysfunction

The Sirloin Tips

Those Five Stiffs

The Jack-Offs

Standing Firm

The Bills Wills

The Flesh Rockets

Ohhhh Line

Spillar's Spillage

Moby Dicks

Genital Hospital

Swinging Dicks

The Big Phalanx

The Boner Boys

The Second Coming

The Thick Blue Line

O..O..O Line

The Prick Wall

Toll Booth

The Mules

The Longshanks

The Johnson Wall

The Erection Connection

The Shlongest Yard

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:w00t: that is one poster i do miss, for his general stupidity. His long thread's stupidity i think only is surpassed by the Stl. baseball thread and the Holcomb's arm 3.5 thread.

Odd that my old screen name popped up here. The 3.5 thing has to do with the concept of expected value. The expected value of a random event is equal to the summed total of each possibility, multiplied by the percentage chance of that possibility occurring. For example, if I hand you a ticket that has a 50% chance of being worth nothing, and a 50% chance of being worth $100, the expected value is (50% * $0) + (50% * 100) = $50.00.

 

Edit: I looked over this thread, and I see this post fits right in! :)

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"The Offensive Unit"

 

  • When they are horrible they can be described as "offensive"
  • Or, when they are good, they are "Offensive"
  • "Unit" ..need not be explained
  • And, "Offensive Unit" can be said in front of all ages and prude levels

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It helps to picture sports broadcaster Dick Enberg making a play call referring to the Bill's line-

 

"Lots of penetration by the Bill's "Concrete Pythons" on that play!"

 

 

"The Bill's "Stone Ponies" have kept Edwards off the ground all day!"

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As others have pointed out, we now these three hardened players on the OL. How bout a nickname for this unit? Maybe "Buffalo Rising"?

 

Because of their lack of experience, "Baby Boomers."

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