Greg de'Ville Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Say what? During ESPN's telecast of Sunday night's Oakland Raiders-Denver Broncos game, sideline reporter Suzy Kolber said that despite their difficult season, the Raiders still were "full of piss and vinegar." That's a hell of a brew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Say what? During ESPN's telecast of Sunday night's Oakland Raiders-Denver Broncos game, sideline reporter Suzy Kolber said that despite their difficult season, the Raiders still were "full of piss and vinegar." That's a hell of a brew! 138127[/snapback] I believe that's what Mularkey served up as the drink to go along with the cheeseburgers.... I'm sure the switchboard is lit up at the FCC...or did she wait until after 10:00 to say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonz Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Say what? During ESPN's telecast of Sunday night's Oakland Raiders-Denver Broncos game, sideline reporter Suzy Kolber said that despite their difficult season, the Raiders still were "full of piss and vinegar." That's a hell of a brew! 138127[/snapback] I heard that one too...I had to rewind the DVR to make sure I wasn't hearing things... Surely its the end of civilization as we know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg de'Ville Posted November 29, 2004 Author Share Posted November 29, 2004 I believe that's what Mularkey served up as the drink to go along with the cheeseburgers.... I'm sure the switchboard is lit up at the FCC...or did she wait until after 10:00 to say that? 138132[/snapback] No, that was in the 1st half, right in family primetime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jad1 Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 More importantly, did she show her boob when she said this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Perhaps she was referring to, or plugging, a new "Summer's Eve" product offering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 No, that was in the 1st half, right in family primetime! 138135[/snapback] Apparently ESPN is claiming it was a Teleprompter malfunction. I couldn't believe it myself when I heard it. Anybody else get annoyed by her attempts to "masculinize" her voice with that "faux gravel?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneida Lake Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 More importantly, did she show her boob when she said this? 138142[/snapback] She only has one boob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jad1 Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 She only has one boob? 138147[/snapback] I believe that the FCC allows the showing of only one boob at a time. Two boobs=Mega Fine. Of course, this doesn't explain how Maguire and Thiesmann are allowed to appear on television at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneida Lake Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Perhaps she was referring to, or plugging, a new "Summer's Eve" product offering? 138145[/snapback] hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 She only has one boob? 138147[/snapback] Yes, unfortunately she lost the right one in a freak combine accident. The authorities are still searching for the freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneida Lake Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 I believe that the FCC allows the showing of only one boob at a time. Two boobs=Mega Fine. Of course, this doesn't explain how Maguire and Thiesmann are allowed to appear on television at the same time. 138151[/snapback] I'm crying here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Yes, unfortunately she lost the right one in a freak combine accident. The authorities are still searching for the freak. 138155[/snapback] At the Indianapolis combine? Are you referring to Jevon Kearse as the 'freak'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 At the Indianapolis combine? Are you referring to Jevon Kearse as the 'freak'? 138179[/snapback] No, I think he means the cross-dressing former-QB freak...ya know, the one who wore fur coats on the sidelines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonz Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 I believe that the FCC allows the showing of only one boob at a time. Two boobs=Mega Fine. Of course, this doesn't explain how Maguire and Thiesmann are allowed to appear on television at the same time. 138151[/snapback] The whole EPSN crew is an embarrasment.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 I believe that the FCC allows the showing of only one boob at a time. Two boobs=Mega Fine. Of course, this doesn't explain how Maguire and Thiesmann are allowed to appear on television at the same time. 138151[/snapback] LOL One of the funniest posts in recent memory. I love Suze, but the rest of the ESPN crew has to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsSouth Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Definitely. It´s almost as if there´s no game, and they are there only to remember us that the star players are very good, and we should love them. They are all jokes. They were kissing Plummer´s a*s so much yesterday, I couldn´t bear hearing it anymore. Thank God there´s a mute button on my TV controller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 I believe that the FCC allows the showing of only one boob at a time. Two boobs=Mega Fine. Of course, this doesn't explain how Maguire and Thiesmann are allowed to appear on television at the same time. 138151[/snapback] Theisman comes across as condescending from time-to-time, but he does know a thing or two about the game. I like Maguire too (you can call me a Buffalo homer, I probably am). He comes up with stuff out of left field that makes me laugh out loud, and the bonus is that he'll tell Theisman to stick it. Mike Patrick is a very underrated (IMO) play-by-play guy. He knows how to call a game, whether it's a close one ot a blowout. And I love Suzy Kolber, she seems cool. I think I fell for her when I watched her host the Matchup Show. What a cutie, AND she knows football! It seems I'm in the minority, but I like espn's Sunday Night Coverage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Theisman comes across as condescending from time-to-time, but he does know a thing or two about the game. I like Maguire too (you can call me a Buffalo homer, I probably am). He comes up with stuff out of left field that makes me laugh out loud, and the bonus is that he'll tell Theisman to stick it. And I love Suzy Kolber, she seems cool. I think I fell for her when I watched her host the Matchup Show. What a cutie, AND she knows football! It seems I'm in the minority, but I like espn's Sunday Night Coverage. 138221[/snapback] I like Paul Mac, if only because he's wrong so much of the time and gets caught screwing up when they show the replay. He's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfmeister Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Say what? During ESPN's telecast of Sunday night's Oakland Raiders-Denver Broncos game, sideline reporter Suzy Kolber said that despite their difficult season, the Raiders still were "full of piss and vinegar." That's a hell of a brew! 138127[/snapback] I'm glad you told me that. The sight of her face MAKES ME hit the mute button ASAP. Is she on TV to attract the elusive bull dyke demographic? She can't be of interest to men (male men that is), she is the reason many men have turned gay and I know she repulses my wife. The network should move her to reporting on semi-pro women's softball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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