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I dunno Blue, for me it was love at first BJ.

 

Nothing wrong with a sensitive question once in a while.

 

It is so painfully obvious when Mrs. Beerball is looking over your shoulder and when she isn't :D

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It is so painfully obvious when Mrs. Beerball is looking over your shoulder and when she isn't :lol:

 

Speaking of which I hope all of you, when your wife catches you watching porn on the internet, blame us. For me it's always "oh, one of those !@#$s posted this stupid site on the message board. Some of those guys are such idiots." We're here for each other. :D

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I think most men will tell you that it's time to marry her when you're looking at the top of her head thinking "Y'know, I'd love her company even if she didn't give me blowjobs."

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Speaking of which I hope all of you, when your wife catches you watching porn on the internet, blame us. For me it's always "oh, one of those !@#$s posted this stupid site on the message board. Some of those guys are such idiots." We're here for each other. :D

 

Last week the wife asked me why I watch so much porn. I answered: "So I don't end up killing one of us."

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I don't see the point of marriage in this day and age.

 

But if you do get married, get a rock solid pre-nup. I know way too many nice guys who got screwed over by materialistic bitches. Don't be fooled.

 

They're experts at the long con.

 

This would make a GREAT Hallmark card. :thumbsup:

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I'm just wondering for the married men here...when did you know that your wife was the one?

 

Ive met this girl and the more time i spend with her the more i feel like she could be that one. We share so many of the same values and beliefs and we just get along so well. I cant find a single thing about her that is a red flag....

 

When did you know?

 

 

did that...i think she wants to be with her ex....figures...nice guys always finish last

 

 

wheres my beer :thumbsup:

So this whole marriage thing lasted 53 hours 29 minutes? Where are you typing from, a bar stool?

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did that...i think she wants to be with her ex....figures...nice guys always finish last

 

 

wheres my beer :thumbsup:

 

 

That's a red flag for sure.

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So this whole marriage thing lasted 53 hours 29 minutes? Where are you typing from, a bar stool?

 

 

oh boy.....:thumbsup: ...looks like he may have jumped the gun just a little bit...

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did that...i think she wants to be with her ex....figures...nice guys always finish last

 

 

wheres my beer <_<

 

 

Uh....next time at least get beyond the 'friend zone' before fantasizing about marriage. <_<

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did that...i think she wants to be with her ex....figures...nice guys always finish last

 

 

wheres my beer <_<

 

Wait...you're thinking about marrying this girl and she's not even over her ex? <_<

 

No wonder there's so much divorce...

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If you subtract sex from the relationship and you still want to be together, you got a good shot.

 

Frickin' duh. Isn't that the definition of marriage?

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