Chef Jim Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 Over the past couple of weeks I've seen some nice signs by homeless people. Well at least they're good for something. "Bad Advice $1.00" "Bet You Can't Hit me With a Quarter" This from a guy standing in the median. I'm so going to peg that guy one of these days. "My Wife and Dog Got Kidnapped, I Need $5 to Get my Dog Back" "Too Sober, Need Money" I'll post others as I see them
Stl Bills Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 "Spent all my money on a cardboard and a marker"
erynthered Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 "Spent all my money on illegal marijuana, got a doobie?"
Nervous Guy Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 I think if we legalized marijuana there would be less homeless.
WWVaBeach Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 Best one I've seen is "Why lie I need beer money".
Clippers of Nfl Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 "IM NOT REALLY HOMELESS, I JUST WANT YOUR STINKING MONEY"
Wooderson Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 "Need money for booze and hookers...hey at least I'm not lying to you" "Ninja kidnapped my family, need money for karate lessons"
Clippers of Nfl Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 "Need money for booze and hookers...hey at least I'm not lying to you" "Ninja kidnapped my family, need money for karate lessons" lol!!!
Picnic Table F'er Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 "Spent all my money on a cardboard and a marker" That is the freakiest avatar ever.
Stl Bills Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 That is the freakiest avatar ever. Apparently, I can't go two post without somebody making a comment.....Love it.
stuckincincy Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 Best one I saw: "I got divorced. You could be sitting here someday, too."
Chef Jim Posted April 21, 2010 Author Posted April 21, 2010 Apparently, I can't go two post without somebody making a comment.....Love it. I really hope you look like your dad. Or is that your dad?
thebug Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 Apparently, I can't go two post without somebody making a comment.....Love it. She's hot!
BB27 Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 Saw one the other night outside the garden in Boston before the Sabres game. "Sabres suck, I need money to get drunk." I thought it was kinda funny.
BuffaloBill Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 She's hot! Nothing in this forum is spared from the "would ya...." question.
Chef Jim Posted April 21, 2010 Author Posted April 21, 2010 Saw one the other night outside the garden in Boston before the Sabres game. "Sabres suck, I need money to get drunk." I thought it was kinda funny. And you didn't bother to say hi to me?
Bullpen Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 I saw one in Denver last summer: "Gimme a dollar and I'll stop staring at you and making you feel uncomfortable." I threw him a buck.
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