Chef Jim Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Over the past couple of weeks I've seen some nice signs by homeless people. Well at least they're good for something. "Bad Advice $1.00" "Bet You Can't Hit me With a Quarter" This from a guy standing in the median. I'm so going to peg that guy one of these days. "My Wife and Dog Got Kidnapped, I Need $5 to Get my Dog Back" "Too Sober, Need Money" I'll post others as I see them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 "Spent all my money on a cardboard and a marker" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 "Spent all my money on illegal marijuana, got a doobie?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 I think if we legalized marijuana there would be less homeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Best one I've seen is "Why lie I need beer money". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 "IM NOT REALLY HOMELESS, I JUST WANT YOUR STINKING MONEY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 "Need money for booze and hookers...hey at least I'm not lying to you" "Ninja kidnapped my family, need money for karate lessons" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 "Need money for booze and hookers...hey at least I'm not lying to you" "Ninja kidnapped my family, need money for karate lessons" lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic Table F'er Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 "Spent all my money on a cardboard and a marker" That is the freakiest avatar ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 "Will rap for cigarettes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 " My needs are Profound, please give!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 That is the freakiest avatar ever. Apparently, I can't go two post without somebody making a comment.....Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 That is the freakiest avatar ever. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Best one I saw: "I got divorced. You could be sitting here someday, too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 21, 2010 Author Share Posted April 21, 2010 Apparently, I can't go two post without somebody making a comment.....Love it. I really hope you look like your dad. Or is that your dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Apparently, I can't go two post without somebody making a comment.....Love it. She's hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Saw one the other night outside the garden in Boston before the Sabres game. "Sabres suck, I need money to get drunk." I thought it was kinda funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 She's hot! Nothing in this forum is spared from the "would ya...." question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 21, 2010 Author Share Posted April 21, 2010 Saw one the other night outside the garden in Boston before the Sabres game. "Sabres suck, I need money to get drunk." I thought it was kinda funny. And you didn't bother to say hi to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 I saw one in Denver last summer: "Gimme a dollar and I'll stop staring at you and making you feel uncomfortable." I threw him a buck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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