LeviF Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 ill admit im drdankenstein. now prove that this post was typed by me. even if it came from my home network. which it didnt. nor did it originate from my work's network. "Can't catch me !@#$er! I'm behind 7 proxies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 You might be surprised. Both at how difficult it isn't, and how much "proof" is required in a background check. Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magox Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 All of this testimony about how great they are, you all forgot about how illegal they are and posted that you use them on a public bulletin board. Just wanted to make sure you all know what your doing in your altered mental states. Thank God that I'm the "Decider" round here, where I work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 You might be surprised. Both at how difficult it isn't, and how much "proof" is required in a background check. Thank you! sure, its not difficult to tell where the post came from. no doubt. honestly, if this thread causes me to fail a background check (which i dont put myself in those situations to begin with, drug tests, background checks, etc), then i dont want the job anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magox Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 sure, its not difficult to tell where the post came from. no doubt. honestly, if this thread causes me to fail a background check (which i dont put myself in those situations to begin with, drug tests, background checks, etc), then i dont want the job anyways. You tell'em tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 "Uhh, yes Mr Dankenstein..." "excuse me, thats DOCTOR Dankenstein" "Yes, of course, Dr Dankenstein... your resume is superb, you have all the qualifications needed for this job. Your references have nothing but amazing things to say about you. You gave us 5 new ways of tripling our profits in your interviews. I'd like to make you an offer of-... wait a second, I have here a print out of a thread from something called "Two Bills Drive" from April 12th, 5 years ago. Someone with your name posted they had a good experience with mushrooms!! GET THE !@#$ OUT YOU HEATHEN!! SECURITY!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 sure, its not difficult to tell where the post came from. no doubt. honestly, if this thread causes me to fail a background check (which i dont put myself in those situations to begin with, drug tests, background checks, etc), then i dont want the job anyways. Which is fine. And truthfully, Mike, I don't know why you'd worry about this board when your posts in mushroom and pot forums are so much more evident. BTW, did you end up getting the GNU or the Banana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 "Uhh, yes Mr Dankenstein..." "excuse me, thats DOCTOR Dankenstein" "Yes, of course, Dr Dankenstein... your resume is superb, you have all the qualifications needed for this job. Your references have nothing but amazing things to say about you. You gave us 5 new ways of tripling our profits in your interviews. I'd like to make you an offer of-... wait a second, I have here a print out of a thread from something called "Two Bills Drive" from April 12th, 5 years ago. Someone with your name posted they had a good experience with mushrooms!! GET THE !@#$ OUT YOU HEATHEN!! SECURITY!!!" Sounds like you have it all figured out and justified in your mind. Have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 "Uhh, yes Mr Dankenstein..." "excuse me, thats DOCTOR Dankenstein" "Yes, of course, Dr Dankenstein... your resume is superb, you have all the qualifications needed for this job. Your references have nothing but amazing things to say about you. You gave us 5 new ways of tripling our profits in your interviews. I'd like to make you an offer of-... wait a second, I have here a print out of a thread from something called "Two Bills Drive" from April 12th, 5 years ago. Someone with your name posted they had a good experience with mushrooms!! GET THE !@#$ OUT YOU HEATHEN!! SECURITY!!!" When they run the background check on me, do you think my embarrassing record of supporting Trent Edwards will come back to haunt me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Which is fine. And truthfully, Mike, I don't know why you'd worry about this board when your posts in mushroom and pot forums are so much more evident. BTW, did you end up getting the GNU or the Banana? was part 2 directed at me? or someone else in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Sounds like you have it all figured out and justified in your mind. Have fun. haha, cmon dude, im just playing around. i already said i do appreciate your concern for fellow posters. When they run the background check on me, do you think my embarrassing record of supporting Trent Edwards will come back to haunt me? holy lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrojanitor Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 When they run the background check on me, do you think my embarrassing record of supporting Trent Edwards will come back to haunt me? shoot, I wouldn't hire you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 was part 2 directed at me? or someone else in this thread? At you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 At you. ah, i see you googled my screen name. anything else you found isnt me. plenty of other stoners stole my idea for a screen name. this board is the only place that is me. even more reasonable doubt for my case!! edit: ok, sabrespace too. but i havent been over there in forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 ah, i see you googled my screen name. anything else you found isnt me. plenty of other stoners stole my idea for a screen name. this board is the only place that is me. even more reasonable doubt for my case!! edit: ok, sabrespace too. but i havent been over there in forever. And digg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 You guys all realize that you are admitting to using ILLEGAL narcotics right? I hope you never apply for a job that requires a clearance / background investigation. And good luck getting approved for life insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 this has been my personal experience with them as well. while under the influence, it lets you just appreciate things more. the wind blowing through the leaves on the trees not only looks beautiful, butreminds you that there are bigger and more powerful forces than yourself at work in the universe, and if you can just stop and appreciate what is around you for it's true beauty than you will instantly be much happier and content with life. ohwowyourerightmanitsincredibledidyoueverwonderwhetherouruniversewasjustanatomon theheadofapininamuchmoregynormousuniverse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 And good luck getting approved for life insurance. thanks obama!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Tigre Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Sounds like you have it all figured out and justified in your mind. Have fun. Jeez,what killjoy. I bet you're a blast at a party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 I'll take some of the happy, please. It’s been a long time since my mind has known that particular expansion. The problem is that at this point in my life I don’t seem to have any of the right kind of hippie-type friends who could hook me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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