Steely Dan Posted April 11, 2010 Posted April 11, 2010 Linky Police: Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum The Associated Press Posted: 03/27/2010 04:44:37 AM MDT Updated: 03/27/2010 04:44:37 AM MDT PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa.—Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Levier says the animal already had been dead a while. The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe. Geez, if I saw that I'd be scarred for life.
Steely Dan Posted April 11, 2010 Author Posted April 11, 2010 Maybe he thought it was Punxsutawney Phil. Trying to get spring to come early? If I ever awoke from a heavy night of drinking and found out that I french kissed a dead opossum I'd check myself into rehab, PRONTO!!!
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