\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...7101purse1.html
5 Wide Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 She's got the crazy eyes so its tough, you try to boot her out the next morning and she's making wax impressions of your keys and making waffles while you're at work. You come home, and while you do have waffles waiting, she is paging through a baby names book while drinking the last beer in your fridge.
Mike In Illinois Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 This thread is useless without the in-car video the arresting officer submitted as evidence.
Bullpen Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 Heck ya I would. That is a high-class broad right there, drinkin ye olde Steele Reserve! It's not the normal mainstream steel... no sirree, this is "the reserve" edition!
Beerball Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 I believe it is wrong to take advantage of another person when that person is obviously off her frikkin rocker. That would be such a shallow thing to do anyone saying otherwise should be filled with remorse and shame. I seriously hope that the young lady in question is able to re-center herself and move on into productive adulthood. It is my sincere belief that with the right support she could cure split ends in her lifetime.
Bullpen Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 I believe it is wrong to take advantage of another person when that person is obviously off her frikkin rocker. That would be such a shallow thing to do anyone saying otherwise should be filled with remorse and shame. I seriously hope that the young lady in question is able to re-center herself and move on into productive adulthood. It is my sincere belief that with the right support she could cure split ends in her lifetime. One would normally have to go to county fair or a rural bowling alley to find a woman of her caliber! Tis true, I see a bright future for her at Supercuts or hawking beer at Stateline Speedway!
erynthered Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 I believe it is wrong to take advantage of another person when that person is obviously off her frikkin rocker. That would be such a shallow thing to do anyone saying otherwise should be filled with remorse and shame. I seriously hope that the young lady in question is able to re-center herself and move on into productive adulthood. It is my sincere belief that with the right support she could cure split ends in her lifetime. With that response the wife must be reading the board again?
Beerball Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 With that response the wife must be reading the board again? Why would you think that?
Steely Dan Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 She's got the crazy eyes so its tough, you try to boot her out the next morning and she's making wax impressions of your keys and making waffles while you're at work. You come home, and while you do have waffles waiting, she is paging through a baby names book while drinking the last beer in your fridge. That's why motels were invented and why you tell her to start taking a shower afterward. Then you tell her you'll be in in a minute and then run out the door while she's stepping into the shower.
BB27 Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 That's why motels were invented and why you tell her to start taking a shower afterward. Then you tell her you'll be in in a minute and then run out the door while she's stepping into the shower. Personally, I would wait for her to actually be in the shower...
Jon in Pasadena Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 "When I opened the rear passenger door I observed Cantrell attempting to hide the can between her legs. And now that poor beer can has chlamydia.
BuffaloBill Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 Heck ya I would. That is a high-class broad right there, drinkin ye olde Steele Reserve! It's not the normal mainstream steel... no sirree, this is "the reserve" edition! +1
DC Tom Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 That's why motels were invented and why you tell her to start taking a shower afterward. Then you tell her you'll be in in a minute and then run out the door while she's stepping into the shower. Personally, I would wait for her to actually be in the shower... Why even get that complicated? She's wearing handcuffs...
EC-Bills Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 I grew up in Okaloosa County near Ft Walton Beach. Too funny.
Steely Dan Posted April 8, 2010 Posted April 8, 2010 Why even get that complicated? She's wearing handcuffs... I'd take them with me. Do you know how expensive they are!!
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