\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...7101purse1.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Hell yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGimp Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 dirty pig and yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 She's got the crazy eyes so its tough, you try to boot her out the next morning and she's making wax impressions of your keys and making waffles while you're at work. You come home, and while you do have waffles waiting, she is paging through a baby names book while drinking the last beer in your fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 is she topless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Yes. Twice on Sunday even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike In Illinois Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 This thread is useless without the in-car video the arresting officer submitted as evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Heck ya I would. That is a high-class broad right there, drinkin ye olde Steele Reserve! It's not the normal mainstream steel... no sirree, this is "the reserve" edition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I believe it is wrong to take advantage of another person when that person is obviously off her frikkin rocker. That would be such a shallow thing to do anyone saying otherwise should be filled with remorse and shame. I seriously hope that the young lady in question is able to re-center herself and move on into productive adulthood. It is my sincere belief that with the right support she could cure split ends in her lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I believe it is wrong to take advantage of another person when that person is obviously off her frikkin rocker. That would be such a shallow thing to do anyone saying otherwise should be filled with remorse and shame. I seriously hope that the young lady in question is able to re-center herself and move on into productive adulthood. It is my sincere belief that with the right support she could cure split ends in her lifetime. One would normally have to go to county fair or a rural bowling alley to find a woman of her caliber! Tis true, I see a bright future for her at Supercuts or hawking beer at Stateline Speedway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I believe it is wrong to take advantage of another person when that person is obviously off her frikkin rocker. That would be such a shallow thing to do anyone saying otherwise should be filled with remorse and shame. I seriously hope that the young lady in question is able to re-center herself and move on into productive adulthood. It is my sincere belief that with the right support she could cure split ends in her lifetime. With that response the wife must be reading the board again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 With that response the wife must be reading the board again? Why would you think that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 She's got the crazy eyes so its tough, you try to boot her out the next morning and she's making wax impressions of your keys and making waffles while you're at work. You come home, and while you do have waffles waiting, she is paging through a baby names book while drinking the last beer in your fridge. That's why motels were invented and why you tell her to start taking a shower afterward. Then you tell her you'll be in in a minute and then run out the door while she's stepping into the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 That's why motels were invented and why you tell her to start taking a shower afterward. Then you tell her you'll be in in a minute and then run out the door while she's stepping into the shower. Personally, I would wait for her to actually be in the shower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 "When I opened the rear passenger door I observed Cantrell attempting to hide the can between her legs. And now that poor beer can has chlamydia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Yes....but I would double bag it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Heck ya I would. That is a high-class broad right there, drinkin ye olde Steele Reserve! It's not the normal mainstream steel... no sirree, this is "the reserve" edition! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 That's why motels were invented and why you tell her to start taking a shower afterward. Then you tell her you'll be in in a minute and then run out the door while she's stepping into the shower. Personally, I would wait for her to actually be in the shower... Why even get that complicated? She's wearing handcuffs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I grew up in Okaloosa County near Ft Walton Beach. Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Why even get that complicated? She's wearing handcuffs... I'd take them with me. Do you know how expensive they are!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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