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See, there's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead. Now, mostly dead: he's slightly alive. All dead: well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do.

Check his pockets for spare change?

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I remember an incident like that at the Niagara Falls bridge crossing. An Indian family was visiting the American side when grandpa died on the trip in the states. They tried to drive back across the border back into Canada with good ol dead grandpa. There slipup was that he couldn't answer the border guard when asked his nationality.

You can't make this stuff up.

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