aussiew Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece - gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by nuts. THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 So right on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Between 16 and 80, a woman is like Asia - Bad drivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 That's pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 like it! especially for this boy's club of a board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I liked the thread about topless women more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 best laugh of the day!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 So right on. I agree TOO!!! WOW!!!! It looks like the Aussiew has earned a PHD in the OFF SEASON!!!! I can't wait until I grow up and get to be Canada!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece - gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visi Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by nuts. THE END Question? What age brackett is Australia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN <cut only for brevity> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by nuts. THE END Canada can be kind of frigid! Two nuts = two brains Good one, Diane!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Some of the best pistachio nuts come from Iran... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Between 18 and 70 a woman is like Europe...full of Plagues, Dark Ages and Inquisitions with intermittent world wars. Not really....they are more like paradise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Did you hear about the 100lb midget with 50lb testicles? Everyone said he was half-nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Did you hear about the 100lb midget with 50lb testicles?Everyone said he was half-nuts http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episode...ed-Chicken.html Warning: NSFA (not safe for ANYWHERE!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Question? What age brackett is Australia? Menopause age...hot and dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece - gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by nuts. THE END I don't get it I've heard that. Menopause age...hot and dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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