Chef Jim Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 My wife showed me this letter in Dear Abby this morning: DEAR ABBY: I want to marry a nice, sweet girl who just completed her prison sentence for abandoning her illegitimate kid. My problem is, my dad sells drugs, my mother died in an asylum of syphilitic insanity, my two sisters are hookers and my older brother is awaiting trial for killing his girlfriend's husband. My younger brother is a U.S. congressman. Should I tell my future bride the awful truth about my younger brother?
KD in CA Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 My wife showed me this letter in Dear Abby this morning: DEAR ABBY: I want to marry a nice, sweet girl who just completed her prison sentence for abandoning her illegitimate kid. My problem is, my dad sells drugs, my mother died in an asylum of syphilitic insanity, my two sisters are hookers and my older brother is awaiting trial for killing his girlfriend's husband. My younger brother is a U.S. congressman. Should I tell my future bride the awful truth about my younger brother? Only if she's planning to visit Guam.
Booster4324 Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 My wife showed me this letter in Dear Abby this morning: DEAR ABBY: I want to marry a nice, sweet girl who just completed her prison sentence for abandoning her illegitimate kid. My problem is, my dad sells drugs, my mother died in an asylum of syphilitic insanity, my two sisters are hookers and my older brother is awaiting trial for killing his girlfriend's husband. My younger brother is a U.S. congressman. Should I tell my future bride the awful truth about my younger brother?
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 Congress' new O.K. maybe I was a little harsh on our elected representatives. Perhaps is a little more appropriate.
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 3, 2010 Posted April 3, 2010 What? I though I brought it (levity)... I have been away for a while.
ieatcrayonz Posted April 6, 2010 Posted April 6, 2010 What? I though I brought it (levity)... I have been away for a while. I get it. The boats float because you properly man the locks. Levity indeed.
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