Thurman#1 Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 Am I the only one in the United States who never got the whole Chuck Norris thing? OK, Chuck Norris doesn't even have to mow the lawn, he just looks at it and it's mowed and jokes like that. Never got it. I don't know, but I live in Japan, and they absolutely crack me up, the good ones anyway. When Chuck Norris does pushups, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. Gets me every time.
Malazan Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 My position has changed. I think his personality may rub some people the wrong way, but the Bills need someone who can take charge of the team.
devldog131 Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, problem is, Chuck Norris has never cried. Chuck Norris does not recognize the periodic table of the elements... the only element Chuck Norris recognizes is the element of surprise.
Rob_not_Rian_Lindell Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 I think Tebow is just another gimmick quarterback just like Brad Smith, Troy Smith, or Kordell Stewart. Not a franchise quarterback in my opinion.
CountDorkula Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 i heard in another thread today that Tebow's mom conceived at a fertility clinic where Chuck Norris is a donor. If Walker, Texas Ranger likes him too......I'm definitely in! i heard in another thread today that Tebow's mom conceived at a fertility clinic where Chuck Norris is a donor. I have a feeling that Chuck makes direct deposits. I don't know, but I live in Japan, and they absolutely crack me up, the good ones anyway. When Chuck Norris does pushups, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. Gets me every time. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, problem is, Chuck Norris has never cried. Chuck Norris does not recognize the periodic table of the elements... the only element Chuck Norris recognizes is the element of surprise. This is my all time favorite thread ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Underneath Chuck Norris's beard is another fist!!!!
devldog131 Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost.
SouthernMan Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 Two of my favorites: Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. ... Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Back to Tebow - Here's a scenerio I can see playing out: Bills trade down, say, 10 spots. Get the 19-20 pick and an extra 2nd rounder (maybe). I don't know nor have I looked up the draft position value points associated with it, so don't jump up my ass if this doesn't fit the points thingy you draftniks cling to. Bills take Tebow at #19 and go for tackles/LB/DL in round 2. Will they now look for a dominant Right Tackle with a lefty QB on board? I think the Redskins will grab Tebow at # 37 of they don't use their first pick for a QB. Just my 2 cents.
Russ 'Em Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 If they take Tebow then a pick like Trent Williams would make alot more sense.
Lurker Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 If we stay put, and Nix and Gailey think he is the guy, Tebow WILL be the pick at #9. No way he goes in the nine slot. Trade down and pick him at the bottom of the round if there's that much conviction, but don't waste valuable draft capital--which I'm sure Buddy would never do.
BillsfaninSixburgh Posted April 2, 2010 Author Posted April 2, 2010 After reading this thread, I think the Bills should take Tebow with their first round pick, and Chuck Norris with their 2nd pick. If they do that, they won't need any other picks.
Malazan Posted April 3, 2010 Posted April 3, 2010 Doesn't surprise me. Every one of us on this board could do what Kiper and McShay do- wish we got their kind of money. They have no more experience than you or I do. Glad to hear that Mayock is legit. What saddens me is that these college players make decisions based on the crap that McShay and Kiper spew. Teams don't draft Chuck Norris...Chuck Norris drafts teams
Webster Guy Posted April 3, 2010 Posted April 3, 2010 No way he goes in the nine slot. Trade down and pick him at the bottom of the round if there's that much conviction, but don't waste valuable draft capital--which I'm sure Buddy would never do. Agreed. Unless the senile Al Davis picks him to sell tickets, he's not going until round 2. There is no way the Bills take that guy. We're going OT and DT in the first 2 rounds.
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