tonyjustbcuz Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 The Buffalo Bills have nothing to report today! There is no trade for Donovan McNabb! There is no speculation, rumors, or plans for the future! Hang on tight and remember to re-new your season tickets because the Bills organization has sent you a personalized letter with a picture of Brian Moorman punting the ball away against the Cleveland Browns. A really nice game that we lost in a low score close heartbreaker! We'll tread lightly and quietly say: go bills...shhhh ! Don't want to upset anybody with the trade rumors I posted earlier. That might get the blood pumping again and we don't want to do that do we. Let's hope we can keep the games close and squeak out a few wins for Coach Gailey! O.K. I better go before I stir the pot and make outrageous predictions, blogs, trade rumors. Let's stay safe and keep the games close!
Lockport Bills Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 Are your sources deep within as well? I hate April Fools
Coach Tuesday Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 We'll see...you can thank me later once confirmed.. Will do. What's your address?
Lockport Bills Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 We'll see...you can ban me later once debunked.. Fixed
Deep2Moulds46 Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 The Buffalo Bills have just completed a deal with the Philadelphia Eagles for Donovan McNabb. Donovan McNabb's contract was renewed and is a 3 year deal. The terms of the deal have not been disclosed, but is expected to be about17 million dollars. The Bills traded this year's 3rd round draft choice along with a 6th round pick this year. They also included a 3rd round pick in the 2011 draft. The breaking trade has just been released to the media and a complete story will be on Profootballtalk.com within minutes. LOL WOW, Not even a good effort. Next time don't have your 5-year-old write it.
SawchukBills Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 LOL WOW, Not even a good effort. Next time don't have your 5-year-old write it.
Estro Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 3 years $17 million??? So McNabb decided to give the Bills a big time hometown discount huh!?
CountDorkula Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 3 years $17 million??? So McNabb decided to give the Bills a big time hometown discount huh!? ^^^^^ +1 If it had said 3 yrs 45 million then maybe a smidge more bellievable, but 17... or an avg of 5.75 mil a year??? C'MON MAN!!!!
CountDorkula Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 YEAH! I just did a poopy! In or out of pants? Did you leave your pants on? Hang em on the door next time, humans are the only mammals that poop with their pants on. FACT!
Jerry Jabber Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 LOL WOW, Not even a good effort. Next time don't have your 5-year-old write it.
bkc Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 In or out of pants? Did you leave your pants on? Hang em on the door next time, humans are the only mammals that poop with their pants on. FACT! always a tough cleanup
In-A-Gadda-Levitre Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 ^^^^^ +1 If it had said 3 yrs 45 million then maybe a smidge more bellievable, but 17... or an avg of 5.75 mil a year??? C'MON MAN!!!! DM is due a $6.5M roster bonus in May and his current contract pays him $11M a year in 2010
daveydanceswithwolves Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 jerry jabber...i dig the austrian death machine avatar...good stuff
mousetrap08 Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 Forgot to mention....that Donte Whitner will be involved in the trade and sent to Philadelphia besides the draft picks. You also forgot that the Bills traded Trent Edwards for Tom Brady and a bag of footballs.
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