Just Jack Posted March 26, 2010 Posted March 26, 2010 Man used penis to assault female police officer Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Booster4324 Posted March 26, 2010 Posted March 26, 2010 Man used penis to assault female police officer Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way. Step 1: Midget cop pron Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit
Mike In Illinois Posted March 27, 2010 Posted March 27, 2010 Step 1: Midget cop pronStep 2: ??? Step 3: Profit I thought phase one was collect underpants?
Steely Dan Posted March 29, 2010 Posted March 29, 2010 Man used penis to assault female police officer Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way. He may have been standing on the couch. Female cop was 6'3" Marium Varinauskas Where'd you see that? She should have tased it!!
Steely Dan Posted March 29, 2010 Posted March 29, 2010 He was standing on the couch; When police arrived he stood on a sofa over the officer "exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck," said a spokesman.
WellDressed Posted March 29, 2010 Posted March 29, 2010 "thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." Back and to the left, back and to the left.
Jon in Pasadena Posted March 29, 2010 Posted March 29, 2010 Where'd you see that? Completely made it up, of course.
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