KD in CA Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 ...or maybe have a separate 'banned board'. Just thought I'd take this silly circle jerk all the way..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 ...or maybe have a separate 'banned board'. Just thought I'd take this silly circle jerk all the way..... 135468[/snapback] You don't like my summary executions idea? I was going to let you be in charge of blindfolds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted November 28, 2004 Author Share Posted November 28, 2004 You don't like my summary executions idea? I was going to let you be in charge of blindfolds. 135472[/snapback] I missed that one! Thanks for the blindfold job. I'll make sure to cut holes in the ones I give to people I don't like so they can see it coming when Darin takes aim and fires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 I missed that one! Thanks for the blindfold job. I'll make sure to cut holes in the ones I give to people I don't like so they can see it coming when Darin takes aim and fires. 135475[/snapback] Why are you giving Darin the fun part? It was MY idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICE Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 I missed that one! Thanks for the blindfold job. I'll make sure to cut holes in the ones I give to people I don't like so they can see it coming when Darin takes aim and fires. 135475[/snapback] Darin couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if he was standing in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 You don't like my summary executions idea? I was going to let you be in charge of blindfolds. 135472[/snapback] He's how I suggest we plan on doing them: Firing Squad - a dramatic end whether done at sunrise, high noon, or sunset Beheading in the Public Market - a bit messy, but it didn't stop the French from using it a few hundred times Lethal Injection - the cowardly just-doze-off-to-sleep-and-never-wake-up way Burned at the Stake - now you're talking some serious witch-relieving spell-binding pyrotechnics Old Sparky - somewhat unreliable as the switch has to be thrown a couple of times if the connectivity is bad - (maybe NJ Sue could dump a beer on their head first) Pull the Plug of Life Support - unfortunately requires the subject to already be on life support - you know, like Drew's career is now A Bowl of Hemlock - for the more philosophical amonst us Well, whatever... Will we get to choose individually, or should we put it up for a poll. Wait, no. This isn't a democracy - _________(fill in the blank) should get to decide. I just don't want to go like Ernest Hemmingway did - with his father's gun in his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICE Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 He's how I suggest we plan on doing them: Firing Squad - a dramatic end whether done at sunrise, high noon, or sunset Beheading in the Public Market - a bit messy, but it didn't stop the French from using it a few hundred times Lethal Injection - the cowardly just-doze-off-to-sleep-and-never-wake-up way Burned at the Stake - now you're talking some serious witch-relieving spell-binding pyrotechnics Old Sparky - somewhat unreliable as the switch has to be thrown a couple of times if the connectivity is bad - (maybe NJ Sue could dump a beer on their head first) Pull the Plug of Life Support - unfortunately requires the subject to already be on life support - you know, like Drew's career is now A Bowl of Hemlock - for the more philosophical amonst us Well, whatever... Will we get to choose individually, or should we put it up for a poll. Wait, no. This isn't a democracy - _________(fill in the blank) should get to decide. I just don't want to go like Ernest Hemmingway did - with his father's gun in his mouth. 135486[/snapback] That's it? Hell I am Rasputin...bring it all baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted November 28, 2004 Author Share Posted November 28, 2004 Why are you giving Darin the fun part? It was MY idea. 135477[/snapback] Come on, you gotta give him something fun to do. He's getting boring sitting in the igloo all day listening to the roosters! Besides, I figured you would be in charge of picking the people we execute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 You left out public hangings. Could help revitalize the Buffalo Downtown area too. Kill two birds with one stone (parden the pun). I'm still partial to the firing squad, though. Another thought, if some people are squeamish (pussies) is to force them to read every single post Ice has ever written, and bore them to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 Yes! Hangings! Hang 'em High! (hats of to AMC's spaghetti western weekend) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 Yes! Hangings! Hang 'em High! (hats of to AMC's spaghetti western weekend) 135497[/snapback] And, we could invite everyone we like to the pinata party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 That's it? Hell I am Rasputin...bring it all baby! 135491[/snapback] Be careful what you wish for - Rasputin's schlong ended up pickled in a jar! OUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICE Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 Be careful what you wish for - Rasputin's schlong ended up pickled in a jar! OUCH! 135501[/snapback] ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njsue Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 Personal "crusades" (posting the same information/opinion in an excessively repetitive manner. We want posters to share opinions not bludgeon others to death with them.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted November 28, 2004 Author Share Posted November 28, 2004 Another thought, if some people are squeamish (pussies) is to force them to read every single post Ice has ever written, and bore them to death. 135495[/snapback] Ugh. Is there a stoning option available instead??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 Ugh. Is there a stoning option available instead??? 135572[/snapback] Reminds me of a Jesus joke. The crowd was preparing to stone Mary Magdelen when Jesus comes along. Interposing himself between the crowd and the accused harlot, he shames the mob with "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" Out of the crowd comes a little old woman with a 20 pound rock, nails the crap out of poor Mary and splits her head wide open. Jesus just shakes his head and says, "You know Ma, sometimes you really piss me off". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 Reminds me of a Jesus joke. The crowd was preparing to stone Mary Magdelen when Jesus comes along. Interposing himself between the crowd and the accused harlot, he shames the mob with "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" Out of the crowd comes a little old woman with a 20 pound rock, nails the crap out of poor Mary and splits her head wide open. Jesus just shakes his head and says, "You know Ma, sometimes you really piss me off". 135584[/snapback] Stoning might be the way to go. Question: If Crusading is banned, is declaring a Jihad likewise banned? Seems to me the "Crusaders" aren't organized as such and should probably be called Curseaders, furthermore their 'attacks' are aimed against one or more PLAYERS/FO Types. But there definitely seems to be a lot of Jihadist that virulently hate those fans of the opposing view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 Stoning might be the way to go. Question: If Crusading is banned, is declaring a Jihad likewise banned? Seems to me the "Crusaders" aren't organized as such and should probably be called Curseaders, furthermore their 'attacks' are aimed against one or more PLAYERS/FO Types. But there definitely seems to be a lot of Jihadist that virulently hate those fans of the opposing view. 135670[/snapback] The Pan-Losmanic Caliphate. A clear and present danger. We should probably invade Kenmore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 The Pan-Losmanic Caliphate. A clear and present danger. We should probably invade Kenmore. 135675[/snapback] Absolutely. It should be renamed and known forevermore as Kenless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts