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Hey! I've been to Eugene, lots of colorful stinky people who really really like to do nothing. Oh and they have interesting mushrooms too.

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When the tree lady says "you wanna go?", the reporter should have de-barked her and beaten her senseless with it.

 

What's with the terrorist look anyways? Show your faces you filthy cowards.

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I feel sorry for the poor sucker parents that paid a lot of money to get these guys indoctrinated, I mean "educated" at the University of Oregon. What a friggen shame. Dad should have blown the money on a new Lambo and a bunch of hookers for himself.

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Let me be clear.

 

All your base are belong to us

 

And by "base" .... Well, you probably don't want to know what base means. This is a family forum. But I really, really, like "base." And I've got some fond memories of Oregon beavers.

 

And by "us" Barry means himself and me.

 

And by "clear," he means ambiguous.

 

And by "be" he means ... well.... that depends what your definition of "is," is.

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Is there any wonder that we're on the verge of a government takeover of 1/6 of our economy when people like this are electing "our" president?

 

 

They do make a case for selective extermination.

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Let me be clear.

 

All your base are belong to us

 

I triple-guarantee you, your base belongs to Saddam Hussein! This bastard Obama lies, and I won't say shamelessly, because he has no shame! He does not control the base! He does not even control himself! Barack and his international gang of bastards will be beaten with shoes if they approach your base! Whenever we attack, they retreat. But when we stopped attacking, they claim the base for propaganda purposes. Obama is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president.

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How do I apply for a job working on a death panel?

 

Well...since it involves medical decision-making, I'm sure you need either a law degree or a CPA license.

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Well...since it involves medical decision-making, I'm sure you need either a law degree or a CPA license.

They've recently fired some janitors from my town's school district.

Can they apply?

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They've recently fired some janitors from my town's school district.

Can they apply?

 

Nope. Wrong kind of experience. They actually work for a living.

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I don't understand why the lady is wearing the 55 gal drum / bar b q with a rotisserie rod across her forehead and what looks like a hamburger patty on top of her head.

 

I noticed that as I was hoping to see a quick decisive headbump before any one would see what happened as she fell to the ground

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How do I apply for a job working on a death panel?

 

If you answer yes to one or more of these questions you are in.

 

Have you ever "goofed" up your tax return using Quicken?

Have you ever registered to vote in more than one district?

Have you ever lobbied for a socialist program?

Have you ever read anything by Saul Alinsky?

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