SageAgainstTheMachine Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 That's #5, just above heart attack, but just below being grabbed by a giant octopus. That's not funny, my grandpa died from being grabbed by a giant octopus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time ... yikes ... what are the odds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 That's not funny, my grandpa died from being grabbed by a giant octopus. I'm invoking the Big Cat "Just a Joke" rule, so you're not allowed to be offended. Sucks to be your grandpa though, doesn't it?* (*Big Cat rule still in effect.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 If you were to make a list of "Things to be afraid of when going out for a run", I wonder how far down on the list you'll find "Getting suddenly hit by a silent airplane". Bizarre stuff. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's only a few notches up from "getting hit in the head by a meteorite from space" - seriously, what are the odds? If the plane's engine doesn't die and go silent, this doesn't happen. If there's no oil on the windshield this doesn't happen. If the guy isn't wearing his iPod it doesn't happen. If they guy's pace is a bit faster or slower it doesn't happen. Everything had to fall in place just right. What a tragedy - guy had a family and was probably a good guy - condolences to his family - that's just awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's only a few notches up from "getting hit in the head by a meteorite from space" - seriously, what are the odds? If the plane's engine doesn't die and go silent, this doesn't happen. If there's no oil on the windshield this doesn't happen. If the guy isn't wearing his iPod it doesn't happen. If they guy's pace is a bit faster or slower it doesn't happen. Everything had to fall in place just right. What a tragedy - guy had a family and was probably a good guy - condolences to his family - that's just awful. It's a nice endorsement for carpe diem. Plan for the future, yes, but not too cautiously because you just never know when a stray bullet is going to fly through your window or a plane is going to fall out of the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 That's not funny, my grandpa died from being grabbed by a giant octopus. that's messed up if youre joking, cause my grandfather was a giant octopus and i dont appreciate the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 that's messed up if youre joking, cause my grandfather was a giant octopus and i dont appreciate the joke "That's not a giant octopus, that's a space station." *Chef take it away!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 that's messed up if youre joking, cause my grandfather was a giant octopus and i dont appreciate the joke Dude, I work for the giant octopus anti-defamation league and I find that offensive. Giant octopi have a hard enough time overcoming stereotypes without you claiming one as a family member. Next time before you post please consider the feelings of those you choose mock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 It's a nice endorsement for carpe diem. Plan for the future, yes, but not too cautiously because you just never know when a stray bullet is going to fly through your window or a plane is going to fall out of the sky. Actually it's another ringing endorsement for not exercising. See Dean's SF buddy's thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 "That's not a giant octopus, that's a space station." *Chef take it away!* Ok, I've got the giant octopus, where shall I take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFootball29 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Ok, I've got the giant octopus, where shall I take it? I think to the space station? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assquatch Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's only a few notches up from "getting hit in the head by a meteorite from space" - seriously, what are the odds? If the plane's engine doesn't die and go silent, this doesn't happen. If there's no oil on the windshield this doesn't happen. If the guy isn't wearing his iPod it doesn't happen. If they guy's pace is a bit faster or slower it doesn't happen. Everything had to fall in place just right. What a tragedy - guy had a family and was probably a good guy - condolences to his family - that's just awful. If he had been a candidate to take over the Island it doesn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Dude, I work for the giant octopus anti-defamation league and I find that offensive. Giant octopi have a hard enough time overcoming stereotypes without you claiming one as a family member. Next time before you post please consider the feelings of those you choose mock. "Octopodes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinVA Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I'm going to hell for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I'm going to hell for this Photoshop a pair of ear buds on him and that would be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Actually it's another ringing endorsement for not exercising. See Dean's SF buddy's thread. Cool, I'm gonna live forever then. Time to go make another Hot Pocket © I wonder if they have octopus flavored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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