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I heard they decided it was intimidating to the Jonnie Walker Red club and that it wasn't fair that Blue had been aged for so much longer so they disbanded the club.

And of course all of it was just a ruse to keep the Johnny Walker Black Club from ever being successful.

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Of course, because Red's, and consequently Red's drinker's, self esteem might be hurt. And, making distinctions based on color, simply isn't inclusive.

 

Oh, so you admit to scotch profiling? Racist.

Posted
Excellent. A modern day Whiskey Rebellion. I am printing up bumper stickers as we speak.

 

Except for the one frog-lover drinking a socialist Bordeaux. BURN THE HERETIC!

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Except for the one frog-lover drinking a socialist Bordeaux. BURN THE HERETIC!

Some how a "wine rebellion" doesn't have the same effect as a "whiskey rebellion". Rather than taking up arms, would they not send the bottle back, act snotty and tip poorly?

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Except for the one frog-lover drinking a socialist Bordeaux. BURN THE HERETIC!

 

I love New England Clam Chowder. That does NOT mean I like people from Boston.

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