Steely Dan Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 She's going to need a dialing wand. BTW that episode had my favorite Simpson's line in it. Bart: Well that's the first time Homer's butt has prevented the escape of toxic fumes.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Ahh a woman for BLZFAN4LIFE. Oh you know it! A good box of wine, some Barry White, a quart of baby oil, a 5 pound bag of flour and you're in for the night of your life. Forget about px90, that fat bottomed girl will leave you exhausted!
Steely Dan Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Oh you know it! A good box of wine, some Barry White, a quart of baby oil, a 5 pound bag of flour and you're in for the night of your life. Forget about px90, that fat bottomed girl will leave you exhausted! How can you tell the difference between a sweaty fat roll and um, uh...well you know. This is freaking disgusting, if people really pay to watch this then I have a dozen ideas I could put up on the internet if I could stomach them. To fund her family — and her quest to reach 1,000 pounds — Simpson runs her own Web site where people pay to watch her eat, or see her wash her huge body
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Her 49-year-old partner Philippe — who she met on a dating site for plus-size people — was encouraging her to reach her goal, she said. "I think he'd like it if I was bigger ... he's a real belly man and completely supports me," she said Phillipe...is a sick bastard
Steely Dan Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Phillipe...is a sick bastard I went to school with a guy who's a chubby chaser. We had mutual friends but weren't hang out type friends. A friend of mine went to a dance with him and he still gets the willies thinking about what he saw him doing to some fat chick. (they both had clothes on and yet still )
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 How can you tell the difference between a sweaty fat roll and um, uh...well you know. This is freaking disgusting, if people really pay to watch this then I have a dozen ideas I could put up on the internet if I could stomach them. To fund her family — and her quest to reach 1,000 pounds — Simpson runs her own Web site where people pay to watch her eat, or see her wash her huge body Dude, that's what the 5 lb. bag of flour is for! Everyone knows that! You dump it out and look for the wet spot.
Steely Dan Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Dude, that's what the 5 lb. bag of flour is for! Everyone knows that! You dump it out and look for the wet spot. I reiterate, even having had that knowledge before, how do you tell it it's a sweaty fat roll? For this chick a bag of flour isn't enough, JMO
Lori Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Heh. She lives 30-45 minutes away from where a buddy of mine works at a newspaper. He said he's going to try to interview her today. Hope she doesn't mistake him for a hamburger ...
meazza Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Heh. She lives 30-45 minutes away from where a buddy of mine works at a newspaper. He said he's going to try to interview her today. Hope she doesn't mistake him for a hamburger ... I'd pay to see her eat a human being
Steely Dan Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Heh. She lives 30-45 minutes away from where a buddy of mine works at a newspaper. He said he's going to try to interview her today. Hope she doesn't mistake him for a hamburger ... Egads!! If he stops for lunch first and spills a drop of anything on his clothes, LOOKOUT!! He could probably very easily, under normal circumstances, outrun her. However, we're talking about food here. Give my best to his wife and family.
Lori Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Egads!! If he stops for lunch first and spills a drop of anything on his clothes, LOOKOUT!! He could probably very easily, under normal circumstances, outrun her. However, we're talking about food here. Give my best to his wife and family. That's what I told him. She'd have to have a Corvette engine in that scooter to get it to move ...
nemhoff Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 What kind of dude pays money to watch her eat? That is so freakin weird
Buftex Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Heh. She lives 30-45 minutes away from where a buddy of mine works at a newspaper. He said he's going to try to interview her today. Hope she doesn't mistake him for a hamburger ... The way that article read, I would have guessed it was from The Onion...
Just Jack Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Heh. She lives 30-45 minutes away from where a buddy of mine works at a newspaper. He said he's going to try to interview her today. Hope she doesn't mistake him for a hamburger ... Give us a link if he does get the interview. Or the other link if he ends up in the hospital after getting squashed.
Lori Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 The way that article read, I would have guessed it was from The Onion... No, it's for real. Here's a NY Post link (and a slightly better-written story): http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nj_woma...PWiCg3yjEWaxx9N And the original: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...oman-years.html
Just Jack Posted March 17, 2010 Posted March 17, 2010 My local newspaper had this to add... A spokesperson for the Guinness Book of World Records says they are considering Simpson's application to be named the largest living woman and thinking about creating a category for biggest birth mom. Now that's just wrong, that's gonna encourage other people to try to break her record.
Lori Posted March 17, 2010 Posted March 17, 2010 Give us a link if he does get the interview. Or the other link if he ends up in the hospital after getting squashed. She wasn't there, because she was taping a TV show in NYC. Think he was sending a reporter back out there today to get the interview with her (he's an editor, and more or less went out there on his own time), but he did put together a video of local reaction: http://www.trentonian.com/articles/2010/03...16280067768.txt
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