CountDorkula Posted March 10, 2010 Posted March 10, 2010 I'm not a big fan but when you list the factors you can draw a conclusion. The commercial states or implies that: The girl in question is named Lindsay........check The girl in question has addiction issues......check The girl in question stayed the night.......check The girl in question is immature and dumb.......check The girl in question has ongoing feuds with other girls and tries to steal their boyfriends......check The girl in question likes it when guys howl like a wolf.....I wonder if Beerboy will be a witness.....check When you only consider the name is seems silly but when you start considering other factors it seems the tide turns. This may be an open and slut case. Really?.......... I mean Really???? C'mon Man!!!!!
ieatcrayonz Posted March 10, 2010 Posted March 10, 2010 Really?.......... I mean Really???? C'mon Man!!!!! Sage says he knows 10 girls named Lindsay and it isn't even clear if he included the ones with restraining orders against him, so I'll grant you the name is not unique. In fact none of the factors are totally unique but taken together they become unique. I wonder of Sage's Linsday's how many are addicted, immature, dumb, sleepover, feuding wolf howl loving Lindsays. That doesn't even get into the baby's complexion which is very similar to Lohan's. E-trade, or at least the ad agency were clearly taking a shot at Lohan and any good lawyer would be able to demonstrate that in court. My guess is a settlement.
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted March 10, 2010 Posted March 10, 2010 Sage says he knows 10 girls named Lindsay and it isn't even clear if he included the ones with restraining orders against him, so I'll grant you the name is not unique. In fact none of the factors are totally unique but taken together they become unique. I wonder of Sage's Linsday's how many are addicted, immature, dumb, sleepover, feuding wolf howl loving Lindsays. That doesn't even get into the baby's complexion which is very similar to Lohan's. E-trade, or at least the ad agency were clearly taking a shot at Lohan and any good lawyer would be able to demonstrate that in court. My guess is a settlement. I did.
ieatcrayonz Posted March 10, 2010 Posted March 10, 2010 I did. Ok cool. So although still common, it adds a little more to Lohan's case on a statistical basis.
Doc Posted March 10, 2010 Posted March 10, 2010 I'm not a big fan but when you list the factors you can draw a conclusion. The commercial states or implies that: The girl in question is named Lindsay........check The girl in question has addiction issues......check The girl in question stayed the night.......check The girl in question is immature and dumb.......check The girl in question has ongoing feuds with other girls and tries to steal their boyfriends......check The girl in question likes it when guys howl like a wolf.....I wonder if Beerboy will be a witness.....check When you only consider the name is seems silly but when you start considering other factors it seems the tide turns. This may be an open and slut case. Lindsay likes to munch the carpet. That alone should get this frivosuit thrown out.
ieatcrayonz Posted March 10, 2010 Posted March 10, 2010 Ok cool. So although still common, it adds a little more to Lohan's case on a statistical basis. Stats 101: What are the odds that: The girl in question is named Lindsay........check....3% of female population The girl in question has addiction issues......check.......10% Add in that these issues are known to her peers......50% The girl in question stayed the night.......check.......98% if you're doing it right which most guys don't but the E-Trade kid seems pretty smoth The girl in question is immature and dumb.......check........immature 72% * dumb 43% = 30.96% Note: this calculation makes the assumption that the baby is not Canadian. The girl in question has ongoing feuds with other girls and tries to steal their boyfriends......check.......17% The girl in question likes it when guys howl like a wolf.....I wonder if Beerboy will be a witness.....check.....6.3% and I can be precise on that one. add in the very fair and freckled complexion at 5% add in not being able to resist getting in front of the camera even when you're supposed to be hiding......10% If you understand math this means that roughly one in every 41,031,957.67458372 women has all of these traits. That's between 3 and 4 women in the US who fit all those traits. Like I said...open and slut case.
BuffaloBill Posted May 11, 2010 Posted May 11, 2010 Like I said...open and slut case. This says it all.
Just Jack Posted May 13, 2010 Posted May 13, 2010 I'd mack her. Who? The milkaholic baby Lindsay, or the alcohol/drug addicted washed up former actress Lindsay?
NobesBLO13 Posted May 13, 2010 Posted May 13, 2010 Who? The milkaholic baby Lindsay, or the alcohol/drug addicted washed up former actress Lindsay? The red headed one that likes girls and boys.
ieatcrayonz Posted May 13, 2010 Posted May 13, 2010 Who? The milkaholic baby Lindsay, or the alcohol/drug addicted washed up former actress Lindsay? It has been mathematically proven in this thread that they are one and the same.
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 20, 2010 Posted May 20, 2010 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100520/ap_en_...s_lindsay_lohan
Chef Jim Posted May 20, 2010 Posted May 20, 2010 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100520/ap_en_...s_lindsay_lohan I was almost certain I was clicking on her obit.
bbb Posted May 20, 2010 Posted May 20, 2010 I hope she gets locked up for as long as possible.......Longer actually.
Steely Dan Posted May 20, 2010 Posted May 20, 2010 I hope she gets locked up for as long as possible.......Longer actually. In my bedroom.
Beerball Posted May 28, 2010 Posted May 28, 2010 At least she has her priorities straight. She tweeted: can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that i can at least wear a chic dress?! maybe!? Nice that she's finally able to see the big picture.
Just Jack Posted June 9, 2010 Posted June 9, 2010 Lindsay's been drinking.... Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM bracelet detects alcohol after MTV Movie Awards party; bail forfeited Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/06/...l#ixzz0qLcZgeuu I wonder what her excuse will be.
BuffaloBud Posted June 9, 2010 Posted June 9, 2010 Lindsay's been drinking.... Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM bracelet detects alcohol after MTV Movie Awards party; bail forfeited Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/06/...l#ixzz0qLcZgeuu I wonder what her excuse will be. Someone else's drink was spilled and some of it hit my ankle.
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