CountDorkula Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I'm not a big fan but when you list the factors you can draw a conclusion. The commercial states or implies that: The girl in question is named Lindsay........check The girl in question has addiction issues......check The girl in question stayed the night.......check The girl in question is immature and dumb.......check The girl in question has ongoing feuds with other girls and tries to steal their boyfriends......check The girl in question likes it when guys howl like a wolf.....I wonder if Beerboy will be a witness.....check When you only consider the name is seems silly but when you start considering other factors it seems the tide turns. This may be an open and slut case. Really?.......... I mean Really???? C'mon Man!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Really?.......... I mean Really???? C'mon Man!!!!! Sage says he knows 10 girls named Lindsay and it isn't even clear if he included the ones with restraining orders against him, so I'll grant you the name is not unique. In fact none of the factors are totally unique but taken together they become unique. I wonder of Sage's Linsday's how many are addicted, immature, dumb, sleepover, feuding wolf howl loving Lindsays. That doesn't even get into the baby's complexion which is very similar to Lohan's. E-trade, or at least the ad agency were clearly taking a shot at Lohan and any good lawyer would be able to demonstrate that in court. My guess is a settlement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Sage says he knows 10 girls named Lindsay and it isn't even clear if he included the ones with restraining orders against him, so I'll grant you the name is not unique. In fact none of the factors are totally unique but taken together they become unique. I wonder of Sage's Linsday's how many are addicted, immature, dumb, sleepover, feuding wolf howl loving Lindsays. That doesn't even get into the baby's complexion which is very similar to Lohan's. E-trade, or at least the ad agency were clearly taking a shot at Lohan and any good lawyer would be able to demonstrate that in court. My guess is a settlement. I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I did. Ok cool. So although still common, it adds a little more to Lohan's case on a statistical basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I'm not a big fan but when you list the factors you can draw a conclusion. The commercial states or implies that: The girl in question is named Lindsay........check The girl in question has addiction issues......check The girl in question stayed the night.......check The girl in question is immature and dumb.......check The girl in question has ongoing feuds with other girls and tries to steal their boyfriends......check The girl in question likes it when guys howl like a wolf.....I wonder if Beerboy will be a witness.....check When you only consider the name is seems silly but when you start considering other factors it seems the tide turns. This may be an open and slut case. Lindsay likes to munch the carpet. That alone should get this frivosuit thrown out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Ok cool. So although still common, it adds a little more to Lohan's case on a statistical basis. Stats 101: What are the odds that: The girl in question is named Lindsay........check....3% of female population The girl in question has addiction issues......check.......10% Add in that these issues are known to her peers......50% The girl in question stayed the night.......check.......98% if you're doing it right which most guys don't but the E-Trade kid seems pretty smoth The girl in question is immature and dumb.......check........immature 72% * dumb 43% = 30.96% Note: this calculation makes the assumption that the baby is not Canadian. The girl in question has ongoing feuds with other girls and tries to steal their boyfriends......check.......17% The girl in question likes it when guys howl like a wolf.....I wonder if Beerboy will be a witness.....check.....6.3% and I can be precise on that one. add in the very fair and freckled complexion at 5% add in not being able to resist getting in front of the camera even when you're supposed to be hiding......10% If you understand math this means that roughly one in every 41,031,957.67458372 women has all of these traits. That's between 3 and 4 women in the US who fit all those traits. Like I said...open and slut case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Showbiz Tonight talks about this lawsuit; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Like I said...open and slut case. This says it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Cocaine prices must be on the rise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobesBLO13 Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 I'd mack her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 I'd mack her. Who? The milkaholic baby Lindsay, or the alcohol/drug addicted washed up former actress Lindsay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobesBLO13 Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Who? The milkaholic baby Lindsay, or the alcohol/drug addicted washed up former actress Lindsay? The red headed one that likes girls and boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Who? The milkaholic baby Lindsay, or the alcohol/drug addicted washed up former actress Lindsay? It has been mathematically proven in this thread that they are one and the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100520/ap_en_...s_lindsay_lohan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100520/ap_en_...s_lindsay_lohan I was almost certain I was clicking on her obit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 I hope she gets locked up for as long as possible.......Longer actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 I hope she gets locked up for as long as possible.......Longer actually. In my bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 At least she has her priorities straight. She tweeted: can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that i can at least wear a chic dress?! maybe!? Nice that she's finally able to see the big picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Lindsay's been drinking.... Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM bracelet detects alcohol after MTV Movie Awards party; bail forfeited Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/06/...l#ixzz0qLcZgeuu I wonder what her excuse will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Lindsay's been drinking.... Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM bracelet detects alcohol after MTV Movie Awards party; bail forfeited Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/06/...l#ixzz0qLcZgeuu I wonder what her excuse will be. Someone else's drink was spilled and some of it hit my ankle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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