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I like the theory that everyone associates the name "Lindsay" with "Lindsay Lohan." I have tried cases like this and let me say that she is on crack. This is 100% PR and here we are talking about it so she's won.

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If I was Emperor, I would rule that Lohen's name be officially changed to "Stupid C--t" for the next five years.

 

If I were Emperor I'd rule that she has to stay in my bedroom until further notice. :wallbash:

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Do you have any idea how many times I've been dragged to court by Chef Boyardee, Chef Tell, Chef de Cuisine, Chef Salad. Drives me nuts.

 

Not to mention that ugly episode with the guys at Chef Gym, the workout place for those in the culinary arts......

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Not to mention that ugly episode with the guys at Chef Gym, the workout place for those in the culinary arts......

 

Actually I own that franchise. :unsure:

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Do you have any idea how many times I've been dragged to court by Chef Boyardee, Chef Tell, Chef de Cuisine, Chef Salad. Drives me nuts.

wait until you see the law suits I have going for "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater", "For Pete's sake", "For the love of Pete"

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wait until you see the law suits I have going for "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater", "For Pete's sake", "For the love of Pete"

Do you know how many lawyers Levi Strauss Denim Co. has? That was an episode.

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She contends that her name is a moniker on par with Oprah and Madonna?

 

Seriously? Not only is she about 5% as culturally significant as either of these women...Oprah and Madonna are one-name monikers because nobody else is named Oprah or Madonna. I personally know about 10 other Lindsays.

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Lohan sues E-trade for $100 Million

 

Why can't I ever get on juries like these? I'd like to see the reaction of the attorney when I burst out laughing.

 

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I'm not a big fan but when you list the factors you can draw a conclusion. The commercial states or implies that:

 

The girl in question is named Lindsay........check

 

The girl in question has addiction issues......check

 

The girl in question stayed the night.......check

 

The girl in question is immature and dumb.......check

 

The girl in question has ongoing feuds with other girls and tries to steal their boyfriends......check

 

The girl in question likes it when guys howl like a wolf.....I wonder if Beerboy will be a witness.....check

 

When you only consider the name is seems silly but when you start considering other factors it seems the tide turns. This may be an open and slut case.

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