Things I learned from watching movies

[Pilsner]

Courtroom judges are women, or African-American, or both. Judges are never white males unless they are biased or part of the "government conspiracy".

 

 

Gosh, ya, it's like they're trying to over compensate. I suppose there are no white male judges anywhere of unbiased ethical character anymore (even though I'm assuming male white judges are probably over 50% of the ones in our system). What a shame.

 

On a side note, do any female judges of any race wear nothing underneath their robes on occasion?

Edited April 16, 2011 by Pilsner

[Zamboni Man]

Dan Marino was responsible for Wide Right.

[CosmicBills]

That Paul Walker is the world's greatest living comedian.

[bbb]

When there is a news story on TV about you or something you are deeply involved with, you will watch it for 10 seconds and then click it off, because of course there are more important things to do for the next minute than see yourself on TV.

[Captain Hindsight]

Matt Damon is a badass

[Just Jack]

The hot neighbor teenage girl that only views you as a friend has no problem changing her clothes in your car as you drive her to the football game/dance at school.

[DC Tom]

If Norwegians fly by in a helicopter shooting at a dog...don't rescue the dog.

[CosmicBills]

If Norwegians fly by in a helicopter shooting at a dog...don't rescue the dog.

Yet, if a man has a dog as a pet who he cares for, no matter how mean and grumpy that man is, deep down he has a good heart and will reveal himself to be a worthy hero.

[Wooderson]

All cops are fat, lazy and obsessed with donuts...except Will Smith of course.

[Wooderson]

If you need to drop a ring of power into a great fire in order to save middle earth instead of using a giant eagle which would take a very short amount of time go through 3 movies to get the same job done.

 

False. The Nazgul were still in Mordor. The eagle would be attacked and the ring back in Sauron's hands.

[Rob's House]

Couches, sheet rock, and car doors are all bullet proof when the good guy is hiding behind them.

[Wooderson]

Couches, sheet rock, and car doors are all bullet proof when the good guy is hiding behind them.

 

Basic kitchen tables as well.

[Clippers of Nfl]

All cops are fat, lazy and obsessed with donuts...except Will Smith of course.

its true in life. so it must be in the movies.

 

also learned that cowboys are gay

Edited April 19, 2011 by Clippers of Nfl

[RayFinkle]

There are some 40 year old dudes on the board who have not been laid yet.

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

When fighting someone, remember the following:

 

You call push a chair or an ottoman across the room with the greatest of ease, and it will have enough force to knock down someone.

You can toss a jacket at someone, and they will let land on their head and blind them rather than knocking it away with their hands.

You can throw any drink in someone's face, and they will be blinded by it and cover their eyes with their hands.

You can shoot high pressure water towards someone, and they will run directly towards the water stream and be knocked down.

Sofas and recliners are very lightweight, and can be easily picked up to use as a weapon.

[KD in CA]

The hot neighbor teenage girl that only views you as a friend has no problem changing her clothes in your car as you drive her to the football game/dance at school.

 

 

And she never pulls down the shades when changing for bed.

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

Hey, it's 2012, going into 2013! Time for some updates:

• People still buy and read paper print versions of newspapers, and newspaper jobs are well-paying and exciting and many hot women work there
  
• People still buy and read paper print versions of books, and bookstores are thriving businesses where hot women work
  
• People still have home answering machines
  
• People still have home phones
  

[CountDorkula]

When the world ends and the aliens come dont listen to what they say. . .

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGo1-EVrsx8