DC Tom Posted March 23, 2010 Posted March 23, 2010 There is a road named after Basilone by Camp Pendleton. Also a statue of Basilone in Little Italy in San Diego. He was born in Buffalo, too.
CountDorkula Posted March 23, 2010 Posted March 23, 2010 You gota watch out for dem snakes on a plane!!!
Ramius Posted March 23, 2010 Posted March 23, 2010 I've learned that there is an inverse relationship between the amount of enemies you are facing and their strength/intelligence/skill. Facing 50 guys with guns? No problem. Facing 1 guy with a drinking straw? You're in for an ass-whooping.
Just Jack Posted April 3, 2010 Author Posted April 3, 2010 Young kids always travel in groups. There is the young boy with the geeky friend with glasses and the girl next door that likes him. And the local bullies all ride bikes or skateboards. No one bothers to use a peephole on their door. Unless someone is after them, then they will have their gun out and cocked while checking.
/dev/null Posted April 3, 2010 Posted April 3, 2010 Cable guys, plumbers, and pizza delivery men have the best fringe benefits
Just Jack Posted April 3, 2010 Author Posted April 3, 2010 No matter what time or day it is, your doctor is always available to talk to you.
rockpile Posted April 3, 2010 Posted April 3, 2010 If you are going to see a movie you really can't wait to see, do not tell anyone before you go. Inevitably, someone will tell you to "wait for the DVD to come out", "it was SO long I fell asleep", or "it was great but he dies at the end". Do not forget my favorite "the book was so much better."
rockpile Posted April 3, 2010 Posted April 3, 2010 Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Just Jack Posted April 11, 2010 Author Posted April 11, 2010 Every suburban street has someone joging, a kid on a bike, and at least two people walking on the sidewalk, and a grumpy old man sitting on his porch, no matter what time of day it is. The mailman always has time to stop and chat with the people on his route, or play with the kids.
Just Jack Posted April 18, 2010 Author Posted April 18, 2010 Everyone knows morse code, so if you know it also, and ever get kidnapped, you can use it to alert people as to your location when the kidnapper posts live video of you on the internet.
Just Jack Posted April 24, 2010 Author Posted April 24, 2010 Airplanes have extra wide aisles so you can easily go around the people getting their bags out of the overhead bins once you land.
Just Jack Posted August 28, 2010 Author Posted August 28, 2010 Got this link today... Things To Remember If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord
Kevin Posted August 28, 2010 Posted August 28, 2010 "Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique". Thank you Tom, I stand corrected sir.
Just Jack Posted April 2, 2011 Author Posted April 2, 2011 Anyone can get large amouts of C4. Where they get it from I have no idea, but they always seem to have some when needed.
DC Tom Posted April 2, 2011 Posted April 2, 2011 Anyone can get large amouts of C4. Where they get it from I have no idea, but they always seem to have some when needed. Jersey!
GoodBye Posted April 2, 2011 Posted April 2, 2011 (edited) If I go to a wedding I'll find a hot guy there and fall in love and live happily ever after. My sister's wedding is in August. Maybe I'll get lucky. Edited April 2, 2011 by LanaK6
Clippers of Nfl Posted April 2, 2011 Posted April 2, 2011 (edited) After suffering through 20 minutes of those two friggin' Hobbits seesawing between moaning and philosophy, I found myself rooting for Gollem to pitch 'em both face first into the hot drink. part one is a little boring. but 2 and 3 are great. actually part one gets good in the middle and towards the end. Edited April 2, 2011 by Clippers of Nfl
Kevin Posted April 3, 2011 Posted April 3, 2011 If I go to a wedding I'll find a hot guy there and fall in love and live happily ever after. My sister's wedding is in August. Maybe I'll get lucky. "What knockers!"
/dev/null Posted April 3, 2011 Posted April 3, 2011 If I go to a wedding I'll find a hot guy there and fall in love and live happily ever after. My sister's wedding is in August. Maybe I'll get lucky. Send me a wedding invitation
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 3, 2011 Posted April 3, 2011 Courtroom judges are women, or African-American, or both. Judges are never white males unless they are biased or part of the "government conspiracy". Courtroom trials take place almost instantaneuosly after any arrest. They never take place months later and are never subject to rescheduling. Even the smallest crimes, such as traffic tickets or DUIs, require a full courtroom trial with no one else in the courtroom except for the plaintiffs, defendants and their relatives. Legal paperwork does not exist. All courtrooms are monster-sized and contain expensive woden furniture.
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