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Excellent likeness.

Nude snow sculpture in Rahway leads police to request 'snowlady' cover-up

By Eliot Caroom/For the Star-Ledger

March 03, 2010, 5:30AM

 

Maria Conneran and her family worked feverishly to fashion their armless, nude snowlady from last week’s heap of snow, grabbing attention and photographs on Rahway’s Colonia Boulevard.

 

Not all the attention was good, however.

 

Among the visitors was a patrolman dispatched to the Conneran household after Rahway police received an anonymous complaint "of a naked snow woman," said Sgt. Dominick Sforza.

 

She sure was, the family gleefully agreed.

 

"Curvaceous, bodacious and booty-licious," said Elisa Gonzalez, a court reporter who built the snow goddess with her daughter, Maria Conneran, 21 and son, Jack Shearing, 12.

 

"But she had a six-pack!" Conneran said.

 

When the officer arrived, Gonzalez said, he was apologetic and appreciative of the snowlady and her assets.

 

"He said, ‘It’s very good,’" Gonzalez recalled.

 

Despite his appreciation, the officer then asked the family to dress the snowlady. Nonplussed, they complied with a green bikini top and a blue sarong around her ample hips.

 

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Lewd drawing in snow at Parsippany High School gets teens in trouble

By New Jersey Local News Service

February 13, 2010, 9:01AM

 

PARSIPPANY – Two out-of-town teenagers were held by police Thursday night after they drew a 25-foot penis in the snow on Parsippany High School’s front lawn, police said.

 

Parsippany Police Officer Steven Miller saw the 17-year-old boys using their feet to outline the lewd image around 11:30 p.m., said Sgt. Yvonne Christiano, a police spokeswoman. Miller caught them soon after they left the school in a vehicle, she said.

 

One of the teens, of Boonton, was arrested on a $215 traffic warrant that had been issued in Montville for failing to provide driving documents, she said. He was turned over to his father.

 

The other teen, of Montville, was ordered to erase the image as Parsippany Police Officer Robert Appel stood by.

 

Police did not charge the teens, who were not named by authorities.

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offended by a nude snowman. Man what a nation of oversensitive pussies we have become. This country is going to hell

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