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A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up...

 

How does a chimp "pick up" these habits in a zoo? I think they mean, "We got this monkey trashed on beer and gave him smokes because we thought it was funny. Now he's a pain in the ass for us to handle, so it's off to rehab for him."

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How does a chimp "pick up" these habits in a zoo? I think they mean, "We got this monkey trashed on beer and gave him smokes because we thought it was funny. Now he's a pain in the ass for us to handle, so it's off to rehab for him."

 

It's Russia.

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It's Russia.

 

 

True, surprised the monkey doesn't drink vodka.

 

 

And that they bother with rehab.

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And that they bother with rehab.

 

That occured to me too. Somewhere in Russia there's a guy running a rehab center saying "Hey everyone, we just got our first patient!...what? A !@#$ing chimp?"

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