Corp000085 Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 I'll start things a little slow here, and hopefully they'll pick up as the night progresses. "Negrodamus, why do white people like Wayne Brady so much? White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbell look like Malcom X. Negrodamus, what will Starr Jones do after the view? What will starr jones do? After the View, starr jones will take off her whig and do the weather. Brad pitt in the mexican. Wow, maybe i should submit my movie idea. The last Nigg*r on earth, starring Tom Hanks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Oh you got a family? Well guess what, I eat cottage cheese for dinner....with salt and pepper. Ya understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 You need to diversify yo' bonds, niggah..... Does Wayne Brady have to choke a ho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Pancakes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Cocaine's a helluva drug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Cocaine's a helluva drug 133236[/snapback] I didnt grind my feet on his couch....so yeah I did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 I'll have a Samuel Jackson...mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...good m*therf*ckin choice m*therf*cker... it'll get ya drunk beeyotch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 From the President Black Bush sketch, RE: invading Iraq "...but if I can be real for a minute." "Be real, son." "Be real?" "Be real real, son." "That N tried to kill my father." "What? Say word he tried to kill your father!" (President Black Bush grabs a microphone above him and brings it to his mouth) "THAT N TRIED TO KILL MY FAAAAAAATHER!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts