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I think they should mandate that from now on all hot dogs must be triangular in shape. The triangle shape would not form the air tight seal in the windpipe,thereby making hotdogs much safer. Either that or outlaw casings and make hotdogs only available in a child-proof paste form.

 

Isn't that bologna? :D

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Isn't that bologna? :D

They have been making sausages for hundreds of years. And only now someone decides Oscar Meyer wieners are more dangerous than Toyota Corollas? If your kid is too dumb to chew his food, then maybe the gene pool is better off without them.

 

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Janet Riley, president of the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council, supports the academy's call to better educate parents and caregivers about choking prevention. "Ensuring the safety of the foods we service to children is critically important for us," Riley says.

 

What??? Sweet gig, if you can get it, huh Janet?

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Isn't that bologna? :D

Bologna still has a casing. I'm talking about a paste or putty form of hot dog meat that could be sold in a tub. It would be virtually impossible to choke on.

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