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Guff, where's that link to the beer song ? I'm just DYING for one now.

 

Been at work since 4am. Leaving in 15 minutes. Stopping on the way home to score 2 cases.

 

Have a great Thanksgiving. GO BILLS !

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Well, in crappy-ass Florida, the Wednesday before isnt a big day for anyone. So, the 5 of us that are from Buffalo will be making it our own party.

 

And yes, a beer sounds VERY good right now..

 

I think I'll be having some guiness tonight... mmmmmmmmmm

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Guff, where's that link to the beer song ?  I'm just DYING for one now.

 

Been at work since 4am. Leaving in 15 minutes. Stopping on the way home to score 2 cases.

 

Have a great Thanksgiving.  GO BILLS !

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Well, I can't offer to buy you a beer, but can give you some virtual stuff, and I will raise a toast to you and all Bills fans tomorrow. Happy T-day!

 

CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER

 

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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then

I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of

their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of

work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is

better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be

selfish and worry about my liver."

~ Jack Handy

 

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,

that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "

~Frank Sinatra

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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his

fools."

~ Ernest Hemingway

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

~ Henny Youngman

 

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

~ Stephen Wright

 

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we

fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.

Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

~ Brian O'Rourke

 

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

~ Benjamin Franklin

 

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is

beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the

wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

~ Dave Barry

 

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!

~ "Unknown"

 

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Remember "I"! before "E", except in Budweiser.

 

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

 

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One

afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his

buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as

fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest

and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection

is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of

the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest

members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as

the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills

brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells

first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain

cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. ! That's why

you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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Amen! Can't wait to get home and sit back with a few cold ones tonight. I have been a homebrewing fiend the past few months. :lol: I have three beers on tap currently and three backing those up in the fermenters. I was going through my notes the other day and I have brewed 120 gallons of beer since january. I just might have a problem.

Posted
Well, in crappy-ass Florida, the Wednesday before isnt a big day for anyone. So, the 5 of us that are from Buffalo will be making it our own party.

 

And yes, a beer sounds VERY good right now..

 

I think I'll be having some guiness tonight... mmmmmmmmmm

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Well, there should be a few hotties at this:

 

Cranberry Jam

 

 

 

Automatic Slims

15 W. Las Olas Blvd.

Las Olas Riverfront , Fort Lauderdale, FL

 

 

The Young Professionals for Covenant House (YPFCH) host their 11th annual holiday brouhaha with a special farewell to the hurrican season. There will be great food from area restaurants, free beer, live music, dancing, hurricane-related decor and young, single professionals who like to party.

 

 

Event information:

 

Nov. 24: 5 p.m. - 2 a.m.

 

Price: $25.

 

Box office: 954-522-8585

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"Jonesing"... Has that mid '60's term resurfaced?

 

Back then, it was an urge, such as having a "luv jones", and there was a popular song (explicit for the time), "Me and Mrs. Jones".

 

Can "camp", "gear", groovey", and "right on" be far behind? :lol:

Posted
"Jonesing"... Has that mid '60's term resurfaced?

 

Back then, it was an urge, such as having a "luv jones", and there was a popular song (explicit for the time), "Me and Mrs. Jones".

 

Can "camp", "gear", groovey", and "right on" be far behind? :lol:

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I'm making a suggestion that we also reinstate these words.....

 

The clap- Even for a STD Gonorrhea sounds way to dirty

Floozy- Damn it (insert womens name) stop being such a floozy. Has a much better ring to it then slut.

Posted
Well, there should be a few hotties at this:

 

Cranberry Jam

 

Automatic Slims

15 W. Las Olas Blvd.

Las Olas Riverfront , Fort Lauderdale, FL

The Young Professionals for Covenant House (YPFCH) host their 11th annual holiday brouhaha with a special farewell to the hurrican season. There will be great food from area restaurants, free beer, live music, dancing, hurricane-related decor and young, single professionals who like to party.

Event information:

 

Nov. 24: 5 p.m. - 2 a.m. 

 

Price: $25.

 

Box office: 954-522-8585

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Thanks, but a 30 minutes cab ride would be pretty damn expensive, and a DUI would be a bit more... thanks though!

Posted
"Jonesing"... Has that mid '60's term resurfaced?

 

Back then, it was an urge, such as having a "luv jones", and there was a popular song (explicit for the time), "Me and Mrs. Jones".

 

Can "camp", "gear", groovey", and "right on" be far behind? :lol:

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Between this and the Artest thread, now all I can think of is....

 

 

"Basketball Jooooones,

I've got the Basketball Joooones,

I've got the basketball jones oh baby ooo-wooo-ooooooo...."

 

"...that basketball was like a basketball to me."

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Thanks, but a 30 minutes cab ride would be pretty damn expensive, and a DUI would be a bit more... thanks though!

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That's true. I used the same excuse in May for SunFest.

 

Enjoy your holiday.

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to hell with beer, i need hard liquor, especially since my !@#$ boss told me i hafta be in work tomorrow morning...wouldnt let us finish the experiment this afternoon or friday, said it had to be done tomorrow morning... :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: to my boss

Posted
I'm making a suggestion that we also reinstate these words.....

 

The clap- Even for a STD Gonorrhea sounds way to dirty

Floozy- Damn it (insert womens name) stop being such a floozy. Has a much better ring to it then slut.

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Actually, quite a time ago, a floozy (ofter spelled floozie) was more of what we now call a ditz. A floozie could be a slut, but back then a more common usage for such were the words, strumpet, tramp, and trollope. Very socially devasting.

 

There are a few analogous terms for males of low repute. For example, the original meaning of the term "jerk" had nothing to do with dispensing soda ice cream preparations, nor a person with an odd personality.

Posted
Actually, quite a time ago, a floozy (ofter spelled floozie) was more of what we now call a ditz. A floozie could be a slut, but back then a more common usage for such were the words, strumpet, tramp, and trollope. Very socially devasting.

 

Looks like I was being a floozie

Posted

yes i am, here at work(circuit city) gearing up for black friday, pulling a 5am-10pm shift, stuck here until 10.30 pm, so my jonesin is gonna grow

Posted
Amen!  Can't wait to get home and sit back with a few cold ones tonight.  I have been a homebrewing fiend the past few months.  :P  I have three beers on tap currently and three backing those up in the fermenters.  I was going through my notes the other day and I have brewed 120 gallons of beer since january.  I just might have a problem.

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I've made some nice homebrews in the past.

 

Just noticed the avatar----do you really have Bills bottle caps on your beer? If so, where'd you find them?

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