Fear the DC Tomfish

[Beerball]

Oh the humanity

[Just Jack]

Okay, who's been having sex with fish?

[The Dean]

That is, without question, one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.

[Chef Jim]

Ok, STOP linking pictures of my Uncle Joe.

[JinVA]

That is, without question, one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.

I swear I said that exact same thing outload when I first saw it.

[Chef Jim]

I swear I said that exact same thing outload when I first saw it.

 

Put a cigar in its mouth and I used to have Sunday dinner with it as a kid.

[Steely Dan]

A blobfish looks like some fat, drunken judge and may be highly intelligent. And therefore quite dangerous.

 

It frowns. It leers. Sometimes, it even drools.

 

That's always how I've pictured DCTom.

[Steely Dan]

The 25 weirdest animals. Oddly, the Steerball isn't one of them.

[DC Tom]

It frowns. It leers. Sometimes, it even drools.

 

That's always how I've pictured DCTom.

 

That's ironic coming from you, seizure-boy.

[Steely Dan]

That's ironic coming from you, seizure-boy.

 

[BLZFAN4LIFE]

I just realized that Ziggy is a blobfish.

[DC Tom]

I just realized that Ziggy is a blobfish.

 

I knew it looked familiar.

 

Sadly, I remember a time when that paticular credit card joke was actually funny.

[The Dean]

I saw this fish perform in the Catskills back in the 60's.

 

It opened for this guy.

[BLZFAN4LIFE]

I knew it looked familiar.

 

Sadly, I remember a time when that paticular credit card joke was actually funny.

 

The federal government is o.k. with that financial strategy.

 

One more popular blobfish - Comedian/actor from the first half of the 20th century, W.C. Fields.

[Nanker]

Tell it a joke, and it'll smile at ya.

[BuffaloBill]

Wonder how it might look at closing time? May not be enought beer in the world to make that thing look good.