ieatcrayonz Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I can confirm that Global warming is a fake, but all of this stuff about the scientists being disorganized and losing data and scam e-mails is a distraction. The ultimate plan of the government is to control everyone on the planet. These supposedly "botched" scientific measurements are just a small piece of the puzzle. They want you to believe that they have lost control of these measurements and want you to "help" them get it back. They will ask that every man, woman, child and Canadian on the planet submit to monitoring. Before they do this, they will place devices on cows to measure their farts. Although they could simply kill all mammals so that humans may live if global warming were true, they won't do that. The cow devices will set off false alarm bells which will lead the government to tell you it needs to monitor people, not just mammals. Every person will be outfitted with a device that wires their brain, spine, mouth, butt, and nether regions. It is supposedly to measure greenhouse gas output, but if they really cared they'd monitor the pores too. Remember this. I can not go into too much more detail at this time, but I'm sure you're asking how I know all this. Well, it is because I was outfitted with one of these devices several years back during a faked alien abduction. It was really just government guys dressed up in those suits with huge eyes and stuff. They have not yet mastered surgery with those clumsy suits but I managed to fake being asleep throughout the painful process. I allowed this to happened because I knew the Googlebot could figure out what was going on. Originally, I thought they had figured out the whole Sammy/Silica thing but they are still clueless there. As things unfolded the Googlebot was able to hack into their fake system. If I'd fart a reading would come up on a screen and add it to a total. But the reading was faked. I'd eat beans and stuff to create more greenhouse gasses but despite the content of the individual farts, the measured results were random. They were just generating fake numbers! The Googlebot then discovered and unused part of the program for mind control. It was still incomplete but the device downloads really fast so I did not want to risk it. I had the Googlebot remove the device. The government discovered this. They must not have perfected the mind control yet but they tried to warn me by giving Beerboy his spiral vaginitis. It was not until I snuck into the hospital room with the Googlebot and removed the device that he turned the corner. Whew. Anyway, I'm not sure how many updates I'll be able to give but please be careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Actually, the cow flatulence idea has been around for quite a while. If someone could harness this methane we would have a vitrually limitless supply of 'natural gas' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 The cow devices will set off false alarm bells More cowbell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 More cowbell? Possibly, but that is not the main point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 The world is a giant cycle and we are just coming out of the last ice age. Period of "Global Warming" Then followed by an ice age. Its the earth way of balancing itslef out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Bills fan Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Climate change and global warming is not fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 Climate change and global warming is not fake. Dude did you read what I wrote? I explained the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Climate change and global warming is not fake. just all the "data" that supports it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I think it was pretty sunny right before Noah built the Ark. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Climate change and global warming is not fake. I think it was pretty sunny right before Noah built the Ark. PTR Climate Change has been happening the last ~4.5 Billion years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Climate Change has been happening the last ~4.5 Billion years Thank. You. I've been waiting for someone to say that, it seems, for months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 cow farts....I shoulda guessed that. I have a little brother who probably should have a bell on him as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Thank. You. I've been waiting for someone to say that, it seems, for months. That is true. One good volcanic eruption can dramatically increase the CO2 in the atmosphere. Glad we established that fact. It will make us all feel a lot better when the poles melt. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 That is true. One good volcanic eruption can dramatically increase the CO2 in the atmosphere. Glad we established that fact. It will make us all feel a lot better when the poles melt. PTR Not my point. I've been watching people throw around something akin to "climate change doesn't happen" for months. It's not a question of whether or not climate change happens, it's whether or not more volatile climate change is now happening thanks to human contributions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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