Britbillsfan Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 Killed people in dreams? Sure. Died myself? Loads of times. Weirdest? I was an ostrich. But not your average ostrich but an intelligent, philosopher ostrich. So famous David Attenborough (does the serious wildlife programs on the BBC, also the dude who commissioned the original Monty Python series) interviewed me on the savannah about my thoughts on all kinds of stuff. This made me really famous and I moved to NY or Chicago to become a talk radio host, working out of a 30s office in the style of Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer. With a voiceover. Whilst still an ostrich. I then woke up and said WTF out loud. I also had not been drinking, taking drugs or eating cheese prior to the dream.
erynthered Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 Killed people in dreams? Sure.Died myself? Loads of times. Weirdest? I was an ostrich. But not your average ostrich but an intelligent, philosopher ostrich. So famous David Attenborough (does the serious wildlife programs on the BBC, also the dude who commissioned the original Monty Python series) interviewed me on the savannah about my thoughts on all kinds of stuff. This made me really famous and I moved to NY or Chicago to become a talk radio host, working out of a 30s office in the style of Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer. With a voiceover. Whilst still an ostrich. I then woke up and said WTF out loud. I also had not been drinking, taking drugs or eating cheese prior to the dream. Was your head stuck under your pillow when you had this dream??
Chef Jim Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 Killed people in dreams? Sure.Died myself? Loads of times. Weirdest? I was an ostrich. But not your average ostrich but an intelligent, philosopher ostrich. So famous David Attenborough (does the serious wildlife programs on the BBC, also the dude who commissioned the original Monty Python series) interviewed me on the savannah about my thoughts on all kinds of stuff. This made me really famous and I moved to NY or Chicago to become a talk radio host, working out of a 30s office in the style of Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer. With a voiceover. Whilst still an ostrich. I then woke up and said WTF out loud. I also had not been drinking, taking drugs or eating cheese prior to the dream. Ok, you win.
Beerball Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 I had a dream where DC TOM was a kind caring individual. Then he called me Queersphere and I realized how crazy that dream was.
Jerry Christ Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 ah as a kid a dream I will never forget it: My family had paid someone to kill me......so I have to fight for my life all the way through the dream and no one would help me and everytime I would be near my family the guy would try different ways of killing me and then I found out it wasn't actually my family but someone or something possessing their bodies..... pretty dam creepy for a lil kid. Crazy
Bullpen Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 I had a dream that Beerbawl got sick and was in the hospital and as such, an out-pouring of well-wishes, and heart-felt messages were sent his way through Al Gore's In-her-net and the mail. As it turned out, ol' Beery, was just playin 'possum and was in Cancun for week. When he returned everyone was really swell to him for like 7 to 10 days. Then I woke up and he was still the same jerkwad he always was.
Chef Jim Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 I had a dream that Beerbawl got sick and was in the hospital and as such, an out-pouring of well-wishes, and heart-felt messages were sent his way through Al Gore's In-her-net and the mail. As it turned out, ol' Beery, was just playin 'possum and was in Cancun for week. When he returned everyone was really swell to him for like 7 to 10 days. Then I woke up and he was still the same jerkwad he always was. Beerball you son of a B word! I want my steaks and lobsters back.
Beerball Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 Beerball you son of a B word! I want my steaks and lobsters back.
Fan in San Diego Posted February 18, 2010 Posted February 18, 2010 Since there is nothing new going on in the sports world and had a real odd dream last night i thought id start a topic to show off eveyones weird-ness. What is your crazyest dream you have ever had? This is mine: I had a dream last night where i was hungry, so hungry i could not stop eating. When i ran out of food i tunred to people. I started eating anyone who walked by my house, setting up traps and diversions just so i could eat them. It made it on to the news that there was a homicide eater on the lose. I hid out in the woods and would sneak up and rip peoples limbs off and eat them. The LAPD and NYPD (why they were working together is beyond me) set up a sting or a trap. When i went to go eat my target i was shot with tranquilizers. I was tried and then charged with cannibalism, and my punishment was to eat nothing but greens and fruits for the rest of my life. Have you been listening to Blondie lately?
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 18, 2010 Posted February 18, 2010 Have you been listening to Blondie lately? It also got me thinking of this song!
Steely Dan Posted February 18, 2010 Posted February 18, 2010 I had a dream that Beerbawl got sick and was in the hospital and as such, an out-pouring of well-wishes, and heart-felt messages were sent his way through Al Gore's In-her-net and the mail. As it turned out, ol' Beery, was just playin 'possum and was in Cancun for week. When he returned everyone was really swell to him for like 7 to 10 days. Then I woke up and he was still the same jerkwad he always was. I'm proud to say I was treating him like the jerkwad he is before he got out of the hospital. No rest for the wicked, as they say. It also got me thinking of this song! Toe to toe dancing very close Body breathing almost comatose Wall to wall people hypnotized And they're stepping lightly Hang each night in rapture Back to back sacroiliac Spineless movement and a wild attack Face to face sightless solitude And it's finger popping Twenty four hour shopping in rapture Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly DJ spinning I said "My My" Flash is fast flash is cool Francois c'est pas flashe non due And you don't stop sure shot Go out to the parking lot And you get in your car and drive real far And you drive all night and then you see a light And it comes right down and it lands on the ground And out comes the man from Mars And you try to run but he's got a gun And he shoots you dead and he eats your head And then you're in the man from Mars You go out at night eating cars You eat Cadillacs Lincolns too Mercurys and Subaru And you don't stop You keep on eating cars Then when there's no more cars you go out at night And eat up bars where the people meet Face to face Dance cheek to cheek One to one Man to man Dance toe to toe Don't move too slow 'cause the man from Mars is through with cars He's eating bars Yeah wall to wall Door to door Hall to hall He's gonna eat 'em all Rapture Be pure Take a tour through the sewer Don't strain your brain Paint a train You'll be singing in the rain Said don't stop to the punk rock Back to back, body muscular Seismic movement, bite the jugular One to one, tea-time technology and a digital ardour No sign of Saviour in Rapture Well now you see what you wanna be Just have your party on TV 'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on And now he's gone back up to space where he won't have a hassle with the human race And you hip hop And you don't stop Just blast off sure shot Because the man from Mars stopped eating cars And eating bars And now he only eats guitars Get up!
CountDorkula Posted February 18, 2010 Author Posted February 18, 2010 Have you been listening to Blondie lately? No but that would explain alot, And why would i eat a lincoln or a guitar that seems like a horrible decision, No nutricious value whatsoever! But apparently Bobsleds are a new form of tansportation real soon because last night i dreamt me and my cousin traveled around the world by bobsled.
Fan in San Diego Posted February 18, 2010 Posted February 18, 2010 It also got me thinking of this song! Did you see Fergie covering 'Call Me' in that video list. Smokin hot!
LeviF Posted February 18, 2010 Posted February 18, 2010 Did you see Fergie covering 'Call Me' in that video list. Smokin hot! Ugh. Her face makes her look like a meth-head. Oh, wait
Fan in San Diego Posted February 18, 2010 Posted February 18, 2010 Ugh. Her face makes her look like a meth-head. Oh, wait It was a video from a few years ago. I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
Bullpen Posted February 18, 2010 Posted February 18, 2010 It also got me thinking of this song! Fab 5 Freddy! I remember those sunglasses he wore in that video were some sort of novelty toy marketed to kids in the late 70s I think. Responsible for 1000s of cases of chronic migraine headaches in the 21st Century.
shrader Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 I once had a dream I was being chased by Michael Myers (the killer). When I finally got away - Kane (WWF/WWE) started chasing me. Somewhere in the dream - a cannonball was chasing me. Seriously... a goddamn rolling cannonball. This reminded me of one I always remember from when I was a kid. The mountie (the wrestler) murdered my brother with that cattle prod he used to carry around all the time. Then I chased him around all over the place until the Big Bossman showed up to arrest him. I think I watched way too much wrestling back in those days.
Steely Dan Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 This reminded me of one I always remember from when I was a kid. The mountie (the wrestler) murdered my brother with that cattle prod he used to carry around all the time. Then I chased him around all over the place until the Big Bossman showed up to arrest him. I think I watched way too much wrestling back in those days. NSFW
Pete Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 My dreams are almost always very pleasant. I keep dream journals periodically- and have books filled. Sometimes I keep a journal and pen right next to my bed and if I wake during a dream I write down a few words and go back to sleep. Then when I wake up at that moment those few words unlock the whole dream. If I wait, I cannot recall the dream- I need to write upon waking up. Most of my dreams are about women. One crazy dream I had a group of girls picked me up at JFK and we drove around partying. They insisted on this happening spot in Manhattan- and gave me an exact address. Well I wrote that address down and looked it up. It was a church
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