GoodBye Posted February 15, 2010 Posted February 15, 2010 He's already got Lana.... We're trying to help him remain faithful! Guess I'm not hot enough.
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted February 15, 2010 Posted February 15, 2010 You are correct sir. Guy with dog = Hot chicks. Guy with cat = not so hot but probably easier chicks. Or gay guys. Unless you are gay or an evil genius, you should not own a cat.
CountDorkula Posted February 15, 2010 Posted February 15, 2010 So the hospital finally got the better of me. For the time being, I've had my last bite from a psych patient and no longer will I have to worry about getting a 300 lb woman from the commode to the bed when she's going into cardiac arrest. That's right, I'm heading to a job where I"ll spend most of my shift in....a cubicle. The good news is that I'll still be working with mostly women, and the company (United Health Group) is like #21 on the Fortune 100 so I'll have relatively good job security...but what exactly do I do with a cubicle?? From what I understand, we pretty much have free reign over what we want to hang on the walls, put on the desk, etc....so that's where I need some help. Anyone have ideas for what I should put in this thing? Cool Bills stuff? Conversation pieces? Cubicle must haves? Snacks are an essential element. Right now i have Cheez-itz and chocolate covered pretzels in one of my droors. You will find yourself getting hungry with how uneventful some days can be, well at least i do.
Just Jack Posted February 15, 2010 Posted February 15, 2010 Get a better chair, seriously. http://www.staples.com/Staples-Belmore-Lea...DP2155:CL161514 I paid for one out of my own pocket, had it shipped right to my office (cube), was the envy of everyone around me because they were still using the 70's era hand me down chairs.
LewPort71 Posted February 15, 2010 Posted February 15, 2010 70's era hand me down chair ??? How do y'all get ones that are that new.?
Just Jack Posted February 15, 2010 Posted February 15, 2010 70's era hand me down chair ??? How do y'all get ones that are that new.? We don't unless we buy them ourselves. The disadvantage of being a contractor for the local goverment.
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