Hammered a Lot Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 I walked in mid FIRST QUARTER, gate was unlocked so nobody ripped my ticket. Headed to Kelly club seats, saw guys pissing on wall lower concourse, no security anywhere. Saw guys (in side fence) pissing on fence near ticket booth under scoreboard , NO Security. Boy I'm glad I did not take my wife to the game.
Tux of Borg Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 It took 6 security guards to dump out the case of beer that the Canadian couple next to me snuck in.
Thailog80 Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 It took 6 security guards to dump out the case of beer that the Canadian couple next to me snuck in. 131997[/snapback] wow!! It wouldve taken only two canadians to drink it.
aussiew Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 I guess that's why the men's rooms don't have a line? Guys like to urinate outdoors? Showing off?
Mark VI Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 The tunnel end zone has been the Fight Club the last few home games. I blame Bledsoe and the OL.
UConn James Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 Well, whatever you do, take Ren and Stimpy's advice. Don't. Whizz. On.... The Electric Fence!
Fezmid Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 Well, whatever you do, take Ren and Stimpy's advice. Don't. Whizz. On.... The Electric Fence! 132023[/snapback] Anyone here watch Myth Busters? They had an episode where they tested if you could be electrocuted by whizzing on an electric fence. The conclusion was, if you were right next to it (inches away), you might feel something. But otherwise, you own't feel a thing. Felt bad for the guy on the show that they had test it... CW
mead107 Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 hate taking a leak when you have 3" of clothing on with a 1" dick . I think some one invented something for that problem?
Guffalo Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 hate taking a leak when you have 3" of clothing on with a 1" dick . I think some one invented something for that problem? 132053[/snapback] Yes, its called a bigger dick......
mead107 Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 no. i read about a funnel that youu strap on and you just run it down your pant leg
Fezmid Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 no. i read about a funnel that youu strap on and you just run it down your pant leg 132125[/snapback] The StadiumPal? http://www.stadiumpal.com/ CW
sweet baboo Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 i'm almost ashamed to say it but that would come in handy in some instances LIKE THE TIME I GOT BUSTED FOR SPEEDING BECAUSE I HAD TO PISS LIKE A MANIAC just made it into the rest stop parking lot when i noticed a state trooper that boxed me into my parking spot...
BillnutinHouston Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 I guess it could help keep you warm too.
mead107 Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 thanks, that is it, come in handy out snownobiling
stuckincincy Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 thanks, that is it, come in handy out snownobiling 132153[/snapback] I haven't heard of snownobling. What is it?
Just Jack Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 I haven't heard of snownobling. What is it? 132164[/snapback] Is that anything like snowballing?
mead107 Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 fingers, i think and the other word is snowmobiling i hope
Mediaman Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 Is that anything like snowballing? 132166[/snapback] Sounds very much like Hob nobling
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