Just Jack Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 ExtenZe Hires Johnson as Pitchman BATAVIA, Ohio (AdAge.com) -- It takes a big man to admit he uses a male-enhancement supplement, and apparently former Dallas Cowboys head coach and current "Fox NFL Sunday" host Jimmy Johnson is just the guy. Mr. Johnson has just signed on as pitchman for late-night direct-response TV advertising staple ExtenZe in a new campaign breaking Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 "Most men want to perform the best they can in just about everything," Mr. Johnson says in one spot. "Isn't that why we buy the biggest and best of everything?" He signs off with the tagline: "Go long with ExtenZe. I do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 This guy must be hurting for cash. Won't be long before we see 2 Super Bowl rings up on Ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Tigre Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I've also seen him on a infomercial for a financial program that sounds like some get rich quick crap. Like somebody else here said,seems like he maybe hurting for cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Wow - he has sunk to some pretty low depths..........When I hear these male enhancement things on the radio, I never understand what they are trying to say they do? Are the a Viagra type thing, are they claiming to make it bigger, or just being so vague that they figure idiots will buy anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Wow - he has sunk to some pretty low depths..........When I hear these male enhancement things on the radio, I never understand what they are trying to say they do? Are the a Viagra type thing, are they claiming to make it bigger, or just being so vague that they figure idiots will buy anything? Why does the current run of Cialis tv advertisements tell us to look for their ads in the magazine, Golf Digest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkyMannn Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 "Go long with ExtenZe. I do." OK, someone has to ask: "does that stuff really work?" Lets understand I'm only asking, not like I need it.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 12, 2010 Author Share Posted February 12, 2010 OK, someone has to ask: "does that stuff really work?" Lets understand I'm only asking, not like I need it.............. http://tinyurl.com/yln573t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Does this mean no more "Bob" commercials? Those were hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTC Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 OK, someone has to ask: "does that stuff really work?" Lets understand I'm only asking, not like I need it.............. To the young folks: Never waste a dime of your money on any product that promises "growth"...that goes for hair tonic and titty cream too. Viagra and the like will help make the most of what you have, but you will still only have what mother nature endowed you with at the end of the day. So live your life and go out there and enjoy gettin' yer little pickle waxed! Just don't expect your gettin' a mighty cucumber because you pop a couple of pills a week. Soooooo many ads out there targeting the delicate psyche of young folks not yet comfortable with their bodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFishfinder Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Apart from that irritating thing he does with his lips, now we have another thing to rag on him about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 ExtenZe Hires Johnson as Pitchman BATAVIA, Ohio (AdAge.com) -- It takes a big man to admit he uses a male-enhancement supplement, and apparently former Dallas Cowboys head coach and current "Fox NFL Sunday" host Jimmy Johnson is just the guy. Mr. Johnson has just signed on as pitchman for late-night direct-response TV advertising staple ExtenZe in a new campaign breaking Monday. Why he'd need it is beyond me. He's one of the biggest dicks on the planet. Why does the current run of Cialis tv advertisements tell us to look for their ads in the magazine, Golf Digest? Because GD is where a lot of men go to improve their stroke! BA DUM BUM Ptsch! To the young folks: Never waste a dime of your money on any product that promises "growth"...that goes for hair tonic and titty cream too. Viagra and the like will help make the most of what you have, but you will still only have what mother nature endowed you with at the end of the day. So live your life and go out there and enjoy gettin' yer little pickle waxed! Just don't expect your gettin' a mighty cucumber because you pop a couple of pills a week. Soooooo many ads out there targeting the delicate psyche of young folks not yet comfortable with their bodies So how much money did that lesson cost you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Tigre Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Apart from that irritating thing he does with his lips, now we have another thing to rag on him about. That's what SHE said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTC Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Why he'd need it is beyond me. He's one of the biggest dicks on the planet. Because GD is where a lot of men go to improve their stroke! BA DUM BUM Ptsch! So how much money did that lesson cost you? None! Some things in life are not worth the health risks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I guess Aikman was complaining JJ wasn't measuring up to Buck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I'd still rather have him here than Nix/Gailey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide_right Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I guess Aikman was complaining JJ wasn't measuring up to Buck. i heard Irvin will be another spokesman saying he uses it whenever he accosts a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 Jimmy Johnson Extenze Commercial They don't say if the dinner with Jimmy also includes an overnight visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 This guy must be hurting for cash. Won't be long before we see 2 Super Bowl rings up on Ebay. Bwahahahahaha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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