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ExtenZe Hires Johnson as Pitchman

 

BATAVIA, Ohio (AdAge.com) -- It takes a big man to admit he uses a male-enhancement supplement, and apparently former Dallas Cowboys head coach and current "Fox NFL Sunday" host Jimmy Johnson is just the guy. Mr. Johnson has just signed on as pitchman for late-night direct-response TV advertising staple ExtenZe in a new campaign breaking Monday.

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"Most men want to perform the best they can in just about everything," Mr. Johnson says in one spot. "Isn't that why we buy the biggest and best of everything?" He signs off with the tagline: "Go long with ExtenZe. I do."

 

 

 

:D

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I've also seen him on a infomercial for a financial program that sounds like some get rich quick crap. Like somebody else here said,seems like he maybe hurting for cash.

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Wow - he has sunk to some pretty low depths..........When I hear these male enhancement things on the radio, I never understand what they are trying to say they do? Are the a Viagra type thing, are they claiming to make it bigger, or just being so vague that they figure idiots will buy anything?

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Wow - he has sunk to some pretty low depths..........When I hear these male enhancement things on the radio, I never understand what they are trying to say they do? Are the a Viagra type thing, are they claiming to make it bigger, or just being so vague that they figure idiots will buy anything?

 

Why does the current run of Cialis tv advertisements tell us to look for their ads in the magazine, Golf Digest? :unsure:

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"Go long with ExtenZe. I do." :unsure:

 

 

OK, someone has to ask: "does that stuff really work?"

 

Lets understand I'm only asking, not like I need it.............. :lol:

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OK, someone has to ask: "does that stuff really work?"

 

Lets understand I'm only asking, not like I need it.............. :unsure:

 

 

To the young folks:

 

Never waste a dime of your money on any product that promises "growth"...that goes for hair tonic and titty cream too.

 

Viagra and the like will help make the most of what you have, but you will still only have what mother nature endowed you with at the end of the day.

 

So live your life and go out there and enjoy gettin' yer little pickle waxed! Just don't expect your gettin' a mighty cucumber because you pop a couple of pills a week.

 

Soooooo many ads out there targeting the delicate psyche of young folks not yet comfortable with their bodies

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ExtenZe Hires Johnson as Pitchman

 

BATAVIA, Ohio (AdAge.com) -- It takes a big man to admit he uses a male-enhancement supplement, and apparently former Dallas Cowboys head coach and current "Fox NFL Sunday" host Jimmy Johnson is just the guy. Mr. Johnson has just signed on as pitchman for late-night direct-response TV advertising staple ExtenZe in a new campaign breaking Monday.

 

Why he'd need it is beyond me. He's one of the biggest dicks on the planet.

 

Why does the current run of Cialis tv advertisements tell us to look for their ads in the magazine, Golf Digest? :unsure:

 

Because GD is where a lot of men go to improve their stroke! BA DUM BUM Ptsch!

 

 

To the young folks:

 

Never waste a dime of your money on any product that promises "growth"...that goes for hair tonic and titty cream too.

 

Viagra and the like will help make the most of what you have, but you will still only have what mother nature endowed you with at the end of the day.

 

So live your life and go out there and enjoy gettin' yer little pickle waxed! Just don't expect your gettin' a mighty cucumber because you pop a couple of pills a week.

 

Soooooo many ads out there targeting the delicate psyche of young folks not yet comfortable with their bodies

 

So how much money did that lesson cost you?

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Why he'd need it is beyond me. He's one of the biggest dicks on the planet.

 

 

 

Because GD is where a lot of men go to improve their stroke! BA DUM BUM Ptsch!

 

 

 

 

So how much money did that lesson cost you?

 

 

:unsure: None! Some things in life are not worth the health risks...

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