ICE Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 ........U an idiot.... 131957[/snapback] LMAO! You tell em' buddy! Steve you crack me up.
Thailog80 Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 HELL, NO! 131948[/snapback] Mind if we dance wif yo dates?
buckeyebrian Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 HELL, NO! 131948[/snapback] "Germans?" "Forget it - he's rolling"
buckeyemike Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 Marmalard? DEAD! NIEDERMEYER? DEAD! Mike
buckeyebrian Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 Marmalard? DEAD! NIEDERMEYER? DEAD! Mike 131984[/snapback] "Bluto is right, psychotic, but right"
buckeyebrian Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 "You guys playing cards?" 132015[/snapback] "Is that a clip-on? -Hey Boone, come here" "50% rayon - nice tie"
MattyT Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 "I'm in love with a retard." "Is he bigger than me?"
mead107 Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 what do u people do watch TV all the time to get all these quotes ?
RkFast Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 MAN ... So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund && Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, 'So where can a guy find some action - I'm goin' crazy down there at the lake.' And I says, 'What kinda action?' and he says, 'Woman action, what do I look like,' And I says 'Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing,' and he says, 'I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake' and I says, 'Well, this ain't that kinda place.' GARY Uh-huh. MAN So he says, 'So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin',' only he doesn't use the word jerk. GARY I unnerstand. MAN And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, 'What do ya think about that?' So I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.' GARY Ya got that right. MAN And he says, 'Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean a old age.' And then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.' GARY White Bear Lake? MAN Well, Ecklund && Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption. GARY Oh sure. MAN So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides out here and she thought I should call it in, so I called it in. End a story. GARY What'd this guy look like anyways? MAN Oh, he was a little guy, kinda funny-lookin'. GARY Uh-huh - in what way? MAN Just a general way. GARY Okay, well, thanks a bunch, Mr. Mohra. You're right, it's probably nothin', but thanks for callin' her in. MAN Oh sure. They say she's gonna turn cold tomorrow. GARY Yah, got a front movin' in. MAN Ya got that right.
buckeyebrian Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 what do u people do watch TV all the time to get all these quotes ? 132041[/snapback] "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son" [Dean Vernon Wormer]
stevestojan Posted November 24, 2004 Author Posted November 24, 2004 what do u people do watch TV all the time to get all these quotes ? 132041[/snapback] 4 years of college = 4 years of lazy saturdays spent watching classics like Animal House.
BillnutinHouston Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 LMAO! You tell em' buddy! 131959[/snapback] ICE, I think he's talking to eternal pessimists like you. You know, like, never give up?
mead107 Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son" [Dean Vernon Wormer] 132075[/snapback] this my friend is my 5 o clock time to hit the bottle , its beer o clock ,and i feel like getting drunk . turkey day is coming . i hate this DIET all ready...low carb beer
aussiew Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 4 years of college = 4 years of lazy saturdays spent watching classics like Animal House. You bum. I had to work two jobs when I was at University. Didn't watch TV. Come to think of it - I don't think they had TV when I was in school.
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