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MAN

... So, I'm tendin' bar there at

Ecklund && Swedlin's last Tuesday

and this little guy's drinkin'

and he says, 'So where can a guy

find some action - I'm goin' crazy

down there at the lake.' And I

says, 'What kinda action?' and he

says, 'Woman action, what do I

look like,' And I says 'Well,

what do I look like, I don't

arrange that kinda thing,' and he

says, 'I'm goin' crazy out there

at the lake' and I says, 'Well,

this ain't that kinda place.'

 

GARY

Uh-huh.

 

MAN

So he says, 'So I get it, so you

think I'm some kinda jerk for

askin',' only he doesn't use the

word jerk.

 

GARY

I unnerstand.

 

MAN

And then he calls me a jerk and

says the last guy who thought he

was a jerk was dead now. So I

don't say nothin' and he says, 'What

do ya think about that?' So I

says, 'Well, that don't sound like

too good a deal for him then.'

 

GARY

Ya got that right.

 

MAN

And he says, 'Yah, that guy's dead

and I don't mean a old age.' And

then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin'

crazy out there at the lake.'

 

GARY

White Bear Lake?

 

MAN

Well, Ecklund && Swedlin's, that's

closer ta Moose Lake, so I made

that assumption.

 

GARY

Oh sure.

 

MAN

So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I

don't think a whole great deal of

it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the

homicides out here and she thought

I should call it in, so I called

it in. End a story.

 

GARY

What'd this guy look like anyways?

 

MAN

Oh, he was a little guy, kinda

funny-lookin'.

 

GARY

Uh-huh - in what way?

 

MAN

Just a general way.

 

GARY

Okay, well, thanks a bunch, Mr.

Mohra. You're right, it's probably

nothin', but thanks for callin'

her in.

 

MAN

Oh sure. They say she's gonna

turn cold tomorrow.

 

GARY

Yah, got a front movin' in.

 

MAN

Ya got that right.

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what do u people do watch TV all the time to get all these quotes ? :D

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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son" [Dean Vernon Wormer]

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what do u people do watch TV all the time to get all these quotes ? :D

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4 years of college = 4 years of lazy saturdays spent watching classics like Animal House.

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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son" [Dean Vernon Wormer]

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this my friend is my 5 o clock time to hit the bottle , its beer o clock ,and i feel like getting drunk . turkey day is coming . i hate this DIET all ready...low carb beer :D

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4 years of college = 4 years of lazy saturdays spent watching classics like Animal House.

 

You bum. I had to work two jobs when I was at University. Didn't watch TV. Come to think of it - I don't think they had TV when I was in school. :D

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