LaDairis Posted February 11, 2010 Author Posted February 11, 2010 "Can you tell us some more about Tom? " Certainly. He is a liar. He doesn't care beans about the United States of America. He actively cheered the FRAUD of Global non-Warming, and is now desperately trying to poo-pooh it as "bad science" instead of the treasonous FRAUD it is and always was. He really loves when the US military is used to wipe out enemies of Israel. He hates it when anyone points out the truth of the above. He doesn't know JACK about football...
Simon Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 "Can you tell us some more about Tom? "Certainly. He is a liar. He doesn't care beans about the United States of America. He actively cheered the FRAUD of Global non-Warming, and is now desperately trying to poo-pooh it as "bad science" instead of the treasonous FRAUD it is and always was. He really loves when the US military is used to wipe out enemies of Israel. He hates it when anyone points out the truth of the above. He doesn't know JACK about football... You pretty much nailed him to a T. Hey, Jesus was also nailed to a T. Maybe that somehow explains part of Tom's pseudo-christianity, if not his lack of patriotism. He kind of reminds me of lil' Bush; and even a bit like Uncle Joe Stalin too. If Tom is like both of them, I kind of wonder if there were any significant similarities between Bush and Stalin themselves?
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 "Can you tell us some more about Tom? " Certainly. He is a liar. He doesn't care beans about the United States of America. He actively cheered the FRAUD of Global non-Warming, and is now desperately trying to poo-pooh it as "bad science" instead of the treasonous FRAUD it is and always was. He really loves when the US military is used to wipe out enemies of Israel. He hates it when anyone points out the truth of the above. He doesn't know JACK about football... Between you, Connor and Steely Dan, I'm not sure which one I get more of a kick out of. This obsession is priceless .... thanks for all the comments
LeviF Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 Between you, Connor and Steely Dan, I'm not sure which one I get more of a kick out of. This obsession is priceless .... thanks for all the comments You forgot Bishop Hedd.
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 You forgot Bishop Hedd. Your right, I think I get him and Steely mixed up
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 Indeed, W's policies were very Mao-ish. Big government, socializing senior drugs, responding to 911 first by unionizing baggage handlers, then by making Osama "not a priority." You pretty much nailed him to a T. Hey, Jesus was also nailed to a T.Maybe that somehow explains part of Tom's pseudo-christianity, if not his lack of patriotism. He kind of reminds me of lil' Bush; and even a bit like Uncle Joe Stalin too. If Tom is like both of them, I kind of wonder if there were any significant similarities between Bush and Stalin themselves? He has it nailed much closer than that. Apparently Mao unionized baggage handlers same as Bush. God this is rich. I figure about two days till a SWAT team is his last social interaction.
LaDairis Posted February 11, 2010 Author Posted February 11, 2010 You pretty much nailed him to a T. Hey, Jesus was also nailed to a T.Maybe that somehow explains part of Tom's pseudo-christianity, if not his lack of patriotism. He kind of reminds me of lil' Bush; and even a bit like Uncle Joe Stalin too. If Tom is like both of them, I kind of wonder if there were any significant similarities between Bush and Stalin themselves? Israelites lying about being some form of "christian" is as old as the Spanish Inquisition... http://sephardimhope.net/index.php?option=...4&Itemid=64 "Because of the Inquisition in Spain, many Jews trying to save their lives and families had to publicly convert to Christianity. Even those who were able to flee to the new world did not escape these dangers. Thousands of faithful Sephardic Jews had no choice but to keep their true Jewish faith hidden. The name “Marranos”, meaning “swine” became the contemptuous name given to these Jews who were forced to convert, but who continued to practice Judaism in secret. They were neither trusted by those who refused conversion, or by the Catholic Church. The officers of the Inquisition made it their priority to routinely investigate Marranos to check if they had circumcised their newborns, if they were gathering to pray on Saturdays, or were gathering on any known Jewish feasts, particularly Passover and Yom Kippur. The Inquisition also required suspected Jews to eat pork in public, or before they went on a trip, to assure they were being good “Conversos”, converted ones to the faith of Catholics. Marranos are also known as Crypto-Jews, meaning “secret” Jews. They were Catholic by day and Jews by night. " Clearly, not many here understand the "faith" of Judaism at all. A good place to start would be here, the History Channel's "Moses" piece now on Youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU5CaGLzhMY Might want to also check out the pieces Joshua and David too. David has his family crucified so he, David, could be the uncontested "king." Nobody attended Joshua's funeral, because everyone thought he killed "Moses." The problem, of course, was which "Moses" and when. Joshua likely murdered at least two Moses... starting with the real one on top of Mt. Sinai. and, of course, the "Exodus" wasn't at all like the Charleton Heston movie. It was a slave revolt, at least according to the oldest Hebrew Torah we have. Subsequent versions were "revised" and "sanitized," culminating with the bloodless Moses played by Heston. Want more - How did the real Moses pull that off, freeing over 25k "workers" at an Egyptian construction site? 1. he needs to know where the big main Egyptian army is so he can avoid it. At the time of the Exodus, Moses, from Midian, watches the Egyptian Army march north towards Turkey. That is the "cue to skidoo." 2. Moses, now with a beard sewn up as "Egyptian," is disguised as an Egyptian prince, with fake "slaves" accompanying him (really Midianites part of the plot) to that site. As a fake "prince" (there were so many princes it was easy to confuse them, and death if you got one wrong), Moses was able to "bully" the guards left at the construction site, and get his hand-carried "taxi" inside. 3. Under his seat were hidden dozens of swords. Once inside, Moses knew he just needed to get them to those levites, who were great warriors (and hence not enslaved for 400 years, but rather max 4 or so years). 4. Once the levites are armed, the non-front line Egyptian troops there are toast, all are offed, and the looting starts 5. When approaching the Sinai peninsula, Moses is very concerned that the main Egyptian army may have gotten word of the slave revolt. When he sees an Egyptian force in front of him while chariots chase him from behind, Moses ducks south in fear that the main Egyptian army is right behind the "depot." But Moses has this well-planned, ditching the Egyptians in the Sea of Reeds Footnote: Egyptian "construction workers" were always portrayed as clean shaven. Everyone Moses liberated almost certainly had no beard. Now, how long does it take to grow a beard? 40 days and 40 nights???
DC Tom Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 or, is it possible that the levites killed Moses on top of Mt Sinai, replaced him with someone who needed, oh, about 40 days or so, to GROW A BEARD and be a fake "double" surrounded by what Dr. Richard Gabriel calls a "pretorian guard" of levites when he comes down from Mt. Sinai. That night, of course, ol' Mr. THOU SHALL NOT KILL goes off and has the levites off 3500 Israelites (that would be the real Moses' tribe, the only ones who really knew him and could identify him - now down to that famous 12 tribes) and hence, after Moses' tribe and the Midianites are completely exterminated, the fake Moses doesn't have to worry about being "outed." Are you !@#$ing kidding? A Moses/Ten Commandments conspiracy theory???
LeviF Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 3. Under his seat were hidden dozens of swords. Once inside, Moses knew he just needed to get them to those levites, who were great warriors (and hence not enslaved for 400 years, but rather max 4 or so years). Damn straight. My followers don't take anyone's ****. :worthy:
PastaJoe Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 Are you !@#$ing kidding? A Moses/Ten Commandments conspiracy theory??? As they said in Animal House, "Forget it, he's rolling". I find this History of the World Part I entertaining.
CTBillsGuy Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 Flash ! George W. Bush found 100% responsible for Black Plague epidemic
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 12, 2010 Posted February 12, 2010 No, much earlier. Try 15th century Romania... where the same thing was happening there: the "nobles" were selling out the people to fight and die for a foreign entity in exchange for money and political power, and then someone named Vlad tried to stop it. W and the THUMPERS are no different than the "nobles" of Romania in the 15th century, and they deserve the same fate Vlad gave the nobles... I could spend twenty years here reading posts and NOTHING can compare with a endorsement of Dracula. Impossible to top.
DC Tom Posted February 12, 2010 Posted February 12, 2010 I could spend twenty years here reading posts and NOTHING can compare with a endorsement of Dracula. Impossible to top. Especially a completely inaccurate one. Wallachian nobles sold out Vlad II Dracul, not the peasantry. Vlad III Dracula didn't give a **** about the peasentry, he was avenging dear old dad. Still not as good as the Moses conspiracy, though.
GG Posted February 12, 2010 Posted February 12, 2010 Face it, you're still pissed that Taylor Swift beat out the Fuhrer's great remake of Sudetenland's Great Waltzes at the Grammy's so you're taking it out on GWB. Hey, even Kanye got over it. Don't worry, there's always the Best Spoken Word Grammy that he can win next year.
Nanker Posted February 12, 2010 Posted February 12, 2010 Oh, Sweet Jesus. I blame myself for bringing up Judges:19 and Revelations. Who knew that Psilocybin would be making a comeback?
/dev/null Posted February 13, 2010 Posted February 13, 2010 Oh, Sweet Jesus. I blame myself for bringing up Judges:19 and Revelations.Who knew that Psilocybin would be making a comeback? Don't blame yourself. Blame George Bush
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