Rust Belt Nights Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Q: If the Buffalo Bills left to Toronto - what other game would Bills fans turn to? A: Russian Roulette ---------------------------------- There was a Bills fan with a really crappy seat at the Ralph. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste of a good seat" as he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Bills fan." The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?" The man replied, "They're all at the funeral." --------------------------------- A guy walks into the Anchor Bar, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Buffalo Bills joke. "Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 3 big guys on your left? That's Demetrius Bell, Donte Whitner, and Trent Edwards. And that other fellow on your right is Leodis McKelvin. That Demetrius Bell guy is the son of Karl Malone. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your Bills joke here?" "Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numark Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Second one was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan_in_raleigh Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Second one was good Agree rest were lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanInUticaTampa Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I like that 2nd one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rust Belt Nights Posted February 7, 2010 Author Share Posted February 7, 2010 I personally laughed at the 3rd one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 The third one is an old dumb blonde joke with blonde changed out to be bills players. There are no new jokes, only recycled old jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackemrack Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 The third one is an old dumb blonde joke with blonde changed out to be bills players. There are no new jokes, only recycled old jokes. yeah, and it makes no sense anyways, trent edwards went to an ivy league school, he could explain the joke to everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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