Steely Dan Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Testes...err I mean test, I tested 8% gay. I don't have a gay bone in my body. Not that it matters, I already know I'm not attracted to men. Like this exchange from Family Guy: (approx.) Jillian: Brian, how do I know if I'm gay? Brian: Are you attracted to women? Jillian: No. Brian: Then you're not gay. Jillian: Thanks! Will the homophobics be willing to honestly post their scores or will they just cry for a bit while listening to Liberace's greatest hits, eating a pint of Haagen Dasz and feeling the need to call their best buddy to calm them down? If you believe it's a choice then they want you!! To Join!! Another test. Another test
WellDressed Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 I've been pegged at 48% by the first test.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 28% gay. I'm in major trouble if I'm really 20% gayer than Steely Dan!
Steely Dan Posted February 4, 2010 Author Posted February 4, 2010 28% gay. I'm in major trouble if I'm really 20% gayer than Steely Dan! Link
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Link That's clever, but I can assure you that I'm not in the closet. As far as I can tell, I scored high because I would take Bradd Pitt's money over his wife and I pay more than $10 for a haircut.
DC Tom Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 That's clever, but I can assure you that I'm not in the closet. As far as I can tell, I scored high because I would take Bradd Pitt's money over his wife That shouldn't count against you. Brad Pitt's wife has money of her own.
HopsGuy Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 12%, but most of that is because I baked cookies last weekend.
Astrojanitor Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 20% I think that stems from having no interest in Brad Pitt's wife and knowing a bunch of pop culture questions.
WellDressed Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 That's clever, but I can assure you that I'm not in the closet. As far as I can tell, I scored high because I would take Bradd Pitt's money over his wife and I pay more than $10 for a haircut. Hear hear, can you even get a haircut for ten bucks???
Steely Dan Posted February 4, 2010 Author Posted February 4, 2010 That's clever, but I can assure you that I'm not in the closet. As far as I can tell, I scored high because I would take Bradd Pitt's money over his wife and I pay more than $10 for a haircut. I took his money over his wife too. I also skipped the questions that didn't have "none of the above" or "I didn't know any of these things".
LeviF Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Hear hear, can you even get a haircut for ten bucks??? It's awful in my town. Paid $26 for my last one (including tip). That being said, I got 33% according to the first one. That's probably just residual gay from all the people I know here at college
LeviF Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 I took his money over his wife too. I also skipped the questions that didn't have "none of the above" or "I didn't know any of these things". No wonder you got such a low score. Skipping questions. Cheater!
Steely Dan Posted February 4, 2010 Author Posted February 4, 2010 No wonder you got such a low score. Skipping questions. Cheater! Real men break the rules chumpy!! I bet you stop for directions and read the manuals that come with tools.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Hear hear, can you even get a haircut for ten bucks??? Not one that you'd want anyway!
WellDressed Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 My 48% would be dismissed in court due to my lunch selection of Adriana Lima.
Astrojanitor Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 I think my 20% would be dismissed immediately after the court learns I tend to cut my own hair. But then reinstated once they find out I have Xanadu on dvd. what, a dude can't get down with a flamboyant roller disco musical?
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