XTC Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Can you finish this puzzler? A bell is a cup until.....?
Fan in San Diego Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 My farts really stink. Is there a pill I can take to make them not stink?
ieatcrayonz Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 If one of your employees misses an extended period of work with Spiral Vaginitis what should you tell your clients with whom he has had direct contact? Very direct.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 On Earth or Pluto? Neither. On Uranus.
Just Jack Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Second - Best pasta ever = Boil water - add pasta and cook. - Drain pasta and add 1 jar of Medium salsa. and 1 lb of cooked ground chicken. Hey! Who gave you my recipe for Salmonella Surprise?
cåblelady Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Who's better looking......you or your brother?
XTC Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 If Elmer jumps in the water, does he get wet or does the water get him?
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Posted February 3, 2010 How much does one tablespoon of fluid deep inside a neutron star weigh ? Everything!
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Posted February 3, 2010 Should i really super-size it? That's what she said!
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Posted February 3, 2010 Can you finish this puzzler? A bell is a cup until.....? ...I run it over with my car!
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Posted February 3, 2010 My farts really stink. Is there a pill I can take to make them not stink? Yes Arsenic - 5 times a day
/dev/null Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 If this thread is Free Advice Tuesday and today is Wednesday, shouldn't this thread be finished?
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Posted February 3, 2010 Who's better looking......you or your brother? Take your pick!
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Posted February 3, 2010 If this thread is Free Advice Tuesday and today is Wednesday, shouldn't this thread be finished? I have travelled back in time but the damn server is slow!
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Posted February 3, 2010 what if 6 turned out to be 9? Not possible because 7 ate 9 And i'm done!
PastaJoe Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Why do some countries drive forward on the right side of the road, and others drive forward on the left?
mead107 Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 I missed yesterday. So I need to find out today how much wine is in the bottle that I drank on Tuesday?
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