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The Alps are beautiful this time of year. :doh:

 

I'm sure they are. ;)

 

If my $4 per week MegaMillions bets ever pays off well, expect to be contacted. You and yours will be flying to Singapore first-class to visit the ancient one (me) and his child bride (she just turned 55), and handed 20K spending loot. You will shop escorted and protected by my hired thugs.

 

 

My agents will take care of all details.

 

Three rules:

 

Always finish your rice.

Keep your feet on the floor.

Never utter the word, "Hi!"

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Ah yes, Australia Day...Kinda like the 4th of July...Watch the Cricket (instead of baseball), get drunk and have a BBQ. Love it!!

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