Mr_Blizzard Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 This is a spinoff from the "mobile, agile, and hostile" thread. Who are the SOFTEST or LEAST AGILE Buffalo Bills you can think of? Big "Moe" Elewonibi. Couldn't even make the team when we needed an O-Lineman back in the mid '90s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Bill O'Reilley William "Bill" F. Buckley Jr (extremely soft now not to mention moldy) Bill Keller Bill Maher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Bill O'Reilley William "Bill" F. Buckley Jr (extremely soft now not to mention moldy) Bill Keller commie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmur66 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Focusing on the offensive lineman a few come to mind huge guys who couldn't get people blocked- Jerry Crafts Corey Luchey Jamie Nails Joe Panos Marcus Spriggs Marques Sullivan Mike Pucillo Chris Villarial Benny Anderson Duke Preston Dockery Mike Williams god this is depressing and these are off the top of my head Tuten Reyes okay im stopping, what the hell did we complain about Peters for- he was descent and is still learning although I now hate his guts What a depressing list. Imagine if you added up the $ total. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
please stop the pain Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Kinda reminds me of the picture of OJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilcape Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Big, Fat, Slow, TIM !@#$ING ANDERSON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destro32 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Mark Kelso... The only FS in league history to line up 25 yds from the LOS cause he was so slow!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 What a depressing list. Imagine if you added up the $ total. Langston Walker was also pretty slow, and pretty soft.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 john mccargo tim anderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fewell733 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 yeah, got to go with Tim Anderson. useless player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Bill Maher Bill Gates Bill Nye Bill Cosby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Jersey Bills Fan Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Mark Kelso... The only FS in league history to line up 25 yds from the LOS cause he was so slow!! I thought of him as well...he could latch on to someone, but he just went along for the ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Erik Flowers - perhaps the most timid defensive lineman I've ever seen in a Bills uniform. Anybody with the last name Flowers must be soft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt in KC Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Focusing on the offensive lineman a few come to mind huge guys who couldn't get people blocked- Jerry Crafts Corey Luchey Jamie Nails Joe Panos Marcus Spriggs Marques Sullivan Mike Pucillo Chris Villarial Benny Anderson Duke Preston Dockery Mike Williams god this is depressing and these are off the top of my head Tuten Reyes okay im stopping, what the hell did we complain about Peters for- he was descent and is still learning although I now hate his guts I don't think Villarial belongs on that list. Sure, he got a lot softer at the end of his time, but that's because he was hurt, not because he was soft. I agree for the most part with your list; they played soft for their size, but some were 2nd/3rd string guys who just weren't very good. I'll add Matt Stevens to the list of ex-Bills that were soft. The guy looked like he wandered into training camp off the street and somehow landed the punt-catching job. Oh wait, that may be exactly what happened. He never looked like he belonged on the field and when he actually played some snaps on defense we were in trouble. Small, slow and weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperKillerRobots Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 This is a spinoff from the "mobile, agile, and hostile" thread. Who are the SOFTEST or LEAST AGILE Buffalo Bills you can think of? My list: Mike Williams - a big teddy bear. No mean streak whatsoever. Always overweight and slow. Lonnie Johnson - his name is Lonnie. 'nuff said. Erik Flowers - perhaps the most timid defensive lineman I've ever seen in a Bills uniform. Eddie Robinson - got deked for a touchdown by Chad Pennington. 'nuff said. Please add to the list. As soon as I saw the thread title, that play was the first thing that came to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave mcbride Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 The fact that no one has mentioned Mike Rockwood makes me question whether people here really follow the Bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 John Fina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 jeez...a guy has a nickname "The Pillsbury Doughboy" and hasn't been mentioned...Alex Van Pelt. Slow, not agile, soft. Hmmm..maybe he should be our offensive coordinator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Mark Kelso... The only FS in league history to line up 25 yds from the LOS cause he was so slow!! but according to Marv he never made a mistake i guess being taken for a 10 yard ride by oj anderson in the super bowl wasnt a mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nostyle126 Posted January 22, 2010 Author Share Posted January 22, 2010 but according to Marv he never made a mistake i guess being taken for a 10 yard ride by oj anderson in the super bowl wasnt a mistake Kelso was the smartest guy on the field. The problem was he had about as much power as if we had thrown Marv out on the field. We rarely got beat deep with Kelso playing outfield. I'm not sure why he takes so much abuse on these boards. As for the OJ Anderson run, you're asking your free safety to take on a giant RB. Ask yourself where all his teammates were on that play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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